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🚨 KIDS ARE ADDICTED TO THE “FIVE NIGHTS AT EPSTEIN’S” GAME — AND THEY’RE PLAYING IT ON SCHOOL LAPTOPS This isn’t some underground game… it’s spreading fast through schools. Students are playing it DURING CLASS. On district-issued laptops. Right under the school’s nose. And this isn’t a normal game. • Set on Epstein Island • Real names tied to the case • Actual DOJ photos used in-game Kids are treating it like entertainment. Parents are finding out AFTER their children have already seen it… and can’t unsee it. Schools claim they’ve “blocked it”… but students are bypassing filters in seconds with VPNs and proxy sites. So this isn’t a one-off. It’s a system failure happening in real time. If THIS is what kids can access at school… what else is already getting through?

Let's rock and roll! Fox McCloud joins The Super Mario Galaxy Movie, only in theaters April 1. Get tickets now.

Leftists: “we need to stop the cost of living crisis!!” Libs: “Yeah! So we’re going to do evidence based policy like zoning reform maybe? You know to increase supply” Leftists: “….” Libs: “Right?” Leftists: “No Rent Control you dirty bootlicker”

why do you associate sparkles and pink with being “brain dead”

I TAKE IT BACK, OUTCOME MEMORIES, THE GUILT PASSIVE IS WAY BETTER THAN WHATEVER IS GOING ON WITH TDE

Twitter turns 20. What is the greatest sports tweet of all time?

BREAKING - All patients on ventilators at a Cuban hospital died after the Irish band Kneecap used massive amounts of electricity during a “humanitarian performance” for fellow communists, while the performers and activists stayed in a five-star hotel with power.

A dislike of filler is a weak minded attitude. Enjoy spending time living in a world with its characters and stop treating shows like a narrative checklist.

TF DO YOU MEAN from THIS??!!?!?!?