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Before @23andMe sells their data and officially goes bankrupt I’d like to shout them out for finding out my birth mother cheated on my birth father, and found a new biological father and several other half siblings when all I wanted to know is if I was susceptible to cancer lol

Can some girlie pop in marketing do a dunkin water x liquid iv collab pls

Defund men’s health

he should be moderating the debate

I’m watching two candles melt on live tv

@bet365 whats a girl gotta do to get discounted dart masters tickets

To the people who’ve been outside of the 25th precinct all day, I have a video of your group getting assaulted and arrested just now if you’d like it for your lawyers 🫶🏻

Spy Kids as the next met gala theme

Feel like drew barrymore in this sun shower rn

To the delivery guy that just got run over next to my job by a car that has I LOV3NY license plate, I hope you collect a pretty penny 🫶🏻

The pilot just said the sky is about to “plague us with turbulence” :) cool

How do I request to swap out Murphy for Maggio at our reunion?

HR just told me I have expressive eyebrows :(

Reunion side chat is my new favorite hobby

sorry real quick, why isn’t anyone talking about the excruciatingly disturbing lawsuit against diddy? :) can we pls redirect our attention to someone who has incredible power in an industry and has disgustingly used that to control his narrative whilst removing the voice so many?

It’s called a wheel barrow and not a wheelbarrel?!!

My colleague just said “if you’re so worried about your stocks going down, just don’t open the market, like why ring the bell it’s all made up anyway” She is now the final boss of girl math and I love her for it

Walking back into my office with a bad bitch attitude after the halal guy called me pretty

I think a lobotomy would make me normal

Yellow tribe is looking like they shouldve been named "Delulu" #Survivor45