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Kevin

@SoSure

Decatur, GA Katılım Kasım 2008
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Witches be writhing. (I’m at a Florence and the Machine show.)
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Walgreen’s Pharmacy phone bot: “I can probably help if you just tell me what you need.” You can’t possibly comprehend the insurance tricks and “no, ignore that”-s I want to throw at this person.
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Reading my vows off a little note card like I’m Mirandizing her.
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@JCov1 I read these all, and only vaguely remember some details, but the name “Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill” is burned into my brain.
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That’s right, Reacher.
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Love when a Jack Reacher book is set in NYC and he talks about which trains go where and what will work for his purposes and I get to go, “That’s right, Reacher.”
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There was a very brief moment a few years ago when I could easily email tweets to myself with one of these “frequent recipient” buttons and I miss it.
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Wegovy? Yougoing to war.
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They got everybody on ozempic so they can get sent off to war.
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@silkyjumbo I want to say, “What IS he then?!?” but that show has characters who are just Blue Fuzzy Thing and Red Fuzzy Thing so I guess a guy can just Look Like That.
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My girlfriend got me some noise-canceling earbuds and I now feel less self-conscious when she’s gone to sleep and I’m up stomping around, slamming the fridge door like it’s 3 p.m.
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Wearing a sleep mask at the gym so I can pay attention to my audiobook instead of 20 TVs.
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Famous people are going to start chipping their elderly parents like dogs.
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Listening to Sly and the Family Stone and doing fake documentary voiceovers for myself.
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Cleaning out my Vimeo account and encountering multiple 10-year-old videos of sets where I am introduced by then-youngins who are now (deservedly) on TV or a hair away from it.
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Power went out, now I’m looking at neighbors’ windows, catching those flashlight-waving shadows.
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