It's a Southern Thing

The prices of crawfish are so high, people have resorted to eating cicadas...

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU TURNED OFF MY CEILING FAN???”

If the groundhog predicts more winter, we're going to ask that he also pay our power bills. -- Sincerely, The South

If you’ve stuck to your resolution to eat healthier and are still on good terms with your Southern grandmother, we commend you.

It’s a bad time to be bread or milk in a southern grocery store.

Bass Pro Shop needs to respond by filling his house with a bunch of clothed fish.

This man is a mosquitoes worst nightmare.

Being a ceiling fan in the south.

If this is your first Southern Thanksgiving, DO NOT call dressing “stuffing.” There… ya welcome.

My attendance to holiday functions will be solely based on who’s making the mac and cheese.

These are the thoughts that keep my southern brain up at night…

Good luck searching in one of our fridges…😅

I don’t know about y’all but I might be all of em…

Call Dr. Granny for all your old school southern remedies!

I've just moved out of my apartment and there's already a Spirit Halloween there.

You know it’s an exceptionally hot summer when Grandma goes lower than 78 on the thermostat.

@drkye Ahhhh Happy Birthday Ella! We hope you have a wonderful day filled with Little Debbie snacks and the worlds largest AC unit! 🤣

@southernthing My daughter, Ella, is a huge fan!! Would it be possible to get a happy birthday tweet for her 20th birthday? Thanks so much!

Child: Summer vacation keeps getting shorter every year. Parent: Oh is it August already? (Silently pumps arms)

Southerners version of Deal or No Deal.

This heat has got us looking like those gas station hot dogs…