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God: "Marry your crush or sign a contract for Arsenal to not win any trophies this season"
Me:
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Also drink lots of water too.
keebahhhh🧚♀️@alawiyeeee
normalize sleeping first when you have headache, no be every headache need paracetamol or pain relief.
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normalize sleeping first when you have headache, no be every headache need paracetamol or pain relief.
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She just reverse-engineered the psychology of every high-performer who can't turn off.
You can't tell a firefighter to nap. Their entire identity is built around staying alert when everyone else is asleep. Telling them to rest triggers the same resistance as telling them to quit.
"Let's watch a show" works because it reframes rest as togetherness. He didn't agree to sleep. He agreed to spend time with her. Sleep was just the side effect.
The best people in your life don't argue with your stubbornness. They just build a trap you walk into willingly.
emily may@emilykmay
he was up fighting a fire *all night* and is notoriously bad at resting and so i said i wanted to relax and watch a tv show with him to trick him into napping at 1 pm ✅
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Lol Nah. My mum supports Arsenal and my Dad Chelsea and their football banter is one of the best things 😂
Mum: So you mean Chelsea won't qualify for Champions league
Dad: Go and bring my food abeg so you can atleast carry Cup small😭😂
BIG-ANDY 🇳🇬🥷@__bigandy
Dating someone who supports the same football club as you >>>>>>>
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knowing nigerians, something like this will be almost as expensive or even more than the usual frame
Kofi Sark ➐@kofiwest_gh
We are in big 2026 don’t break the bank for any luxuries bed frame this Japanese flat bed frame style alone is soo okay.
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Bros, if what it will take for Arsenal to go Trophyless is for Chelsea to miss next season’s UCL, we will GLADLY miss it
Mr Bayo@mrbayoa1
Chelsea, your club needs to play Champions League football next season. Arsenal have already secured a pathway for Premier League teams to get the 5th spot. The whole of English football wants to see Chelsea in the Champions League next season, the floor is yours tomorrow 💪💪.
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Once you hear "I don't support any party"
Just know you are talking to someone on APC payroll.
Nigeria Stories@NigeriaStories
DSS called me this morning and told me that they heard that I’ve been contracted by ADC to lead a protest, hereby causing unrest in the country. I’m not partisan and I’m not supporting anyone ~ Verydarkman says
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This guy!!! If by now Nigerians is yet to see through this guy, then truly we are not ready for the change we want..
Nigeria Stories@NigeriaStories
DSS called me this morning and told me that they heard that I’ve been contracted by ADC to lead a protest, hereby causing unrest in the country. I’m not partisan and I’m not supporting anyone ~ Verydarkman says
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DSS no call anybody. This palace clown is positioned strategically to put fear in the minds of people. I hope his fans clock it quickly
Nigeria Stories@NigeriaStories
DSS called me this morning and told me that they heard that I’ve been contracted by ADC to lead a protest, hereby causing unrest in the country. I’m not partisan and I’m not supporting anyone ~ Verydarkman says
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A USA datacenter project in Texas is working to generate 17GW of electricity for AI datacenters, while Nigeria is generating 4GW of electricity from a National grid that collapses every other day.
But the Minister of power resigned so he can contest as Governor in his state.
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Trophies Chelsea have won in the last 5 years
UEFA Champions League
UEFA super cup
FIFA Intercontinental Cup
FIFA Club world Cup
UEFA Conference League
“Worth less than a Champions League Round of 16” 🤣🤣🤣
They give you people cocaine in that fanbase truly
Leo Dasilva@SirLeoBDasilva
The trophies you have won in 5 years, has been worth less than a Champions league round of 16 place. This is why Manchester United owner has told staff to bring their own food from home. Chelsea declared the highest loss in history recently. It’s you who has to have some shame.
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You can easily tell when a person is dating or stealing at work.
Lerato.@baddaysareover
Gosh why is tomorrow a holiday? We want to work.
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