Sowerby United FC

Please can we bring £20 for your football tops on Saturday !!

To All Players : Please get ready to start paying for the training tops which have been delivered and now awaiting printing of Initials !

@Waddy007 returned to Sowerby after been AWOL for the last 4 month with a sweet left foot strike with sent Sowerby to a flying start !!

@sowerby_fc confirm @Waddy007 as been taken as a board member to shape things up !! He quoted today at sky news shape up or shit out !

@swazer10 cleggy ?

@MadNick14 .. I think I look more like Scott Parker !! @Waddy007 @17Elroy

After interviewing @MadNick14 he confirmed that lady's said he looked liked Michael Carrick , after gelding his hair he then said I think ..

Wonder what @piersmorgan will have to say about this

Well done to the second team ! Went through to the next round of the cup with a win on pens

@sowerby_fc “@MadNick14: early contender for goal of the season to keep sowerby utd res in the cup. #ballbag”

Great performances from : @JakeAllott1989 @brook_ryan Top Moaner : @swazer10 Quote of the day : @jpdoc30 what's with the fancy chips !!

Well done to Sowerby bridge today great effort but @sowerby_fc was just that better class !! 2-0 final score. Cory 16min Barber 51min

@DohertyGerry @jpdoc30 wouldn't get one to fit you , errr can I have a kids size 6 and you to fat

New training tops go on sale from this weekend ! £20 per top. Money to be paid up front please see @jpdoc30 @Waddy007

@DohertyGerry how does it feel to win the league and then get the sack ??

@DohertyGerry @brook_ryan @skysports we all no you will never be long !!

@DohertyGerry @brook_ryan @skysports Why would he wanna transfer ??

Title to Wadsworth @DohertyGerry

“@DohertyGerry: @sowerby_fc How many managers have won a trophy at Sowerby? @sowerby_fc #SACKED