your lady of the various sorrows 🕷🕸

Sometimes I feel guilty for not really having any goals in life but then I remember that society is actively collapsing and it’s actually fine if my only goals are to be kind and make it through the day

@falseroxy Fancy leg

now what da hell is he doin

Reminder since Easter is next week that RABBITS ARE NOT TOYS, they are high maintenance animals who should not be purchased on a whim, they can live for over 10 years and are very sensitive animals who deserve loving and experienced owners thank you

@falseroxy @owenbroadcast Aw man!

@soylatted @owenbroadcast there was a museum underground beneath franklin square called 'the ben franklin underground museum' and it was the cheapest jankiest bullshit and an amazing place + amazing date.

heard someone out of sight remark “wow, this chair folds into a little step ladder”. ran over and said, “benjamin franklin invented that” (fact, its called the library step chair). when you’re a nerd a single moment like this can sustain you for months, even years at a time.

@falseroxy @owenbroadcast Ben Franklin what now??

@owenbroadcast once at the ben franklin underground museum (RIP) which i used to frequent, a park ranger was playing the glass 'armonica and letting people take turns, and i took a turn and basically 'armonica mogged the park ranger. pretty good nerd moment

@Skye_Melissax Same lol

My original account got suspended but I've been here since 2009...

Lmao I say that and then the next episode has a farting dog as a plot point

You know what I love the most about ER? I’m on season 12 and this show is still pretty good! That is rare!

Had my Seek app open because I was trying to ID a tree and a man walked by. Seek was like hmm some sort of bug!!

Is this a safe space to say that marathons are dumb? I mean, they’re named after something that happened where a guy died after running that specific distance, so like??

@meatymcsorley 🫠

@soylatted self righteousness, funny sign contest, go back to not doing anything the rest of the year but can rest on the idea that they participated in something

Not to be That Person but what are you truly accomplishing by going to a protest?

When someone drinks a lot of Diet Coke you know that they have psychiatric problems

If no one else got me I know a bowl of instant ramen and The X-Files got me

wrong! nutty putty cave incident!

@normal_ballerz @jzux @ali_sivi

apple bottom bald. boots and shes bald. got the whole club super fuckin bald

Actively choosing not to board the bus with the woman vaping and hacking up spit. I’m so good!!

locked in? no. i’m tucked in. goodnight

Me watching Age of Attraction: oh what kind of bird is that???

@Brocklesnitch This made me chortle

My girlfriend just told me that to help get through it I should try and be nice to my depression instead of fighting it and she suggested I think of it as Ann Dowd