merpy! 🍒

@MilkedBaker ‘course i do. i don’t lie about things like that. ♡

@slghtrhaus You think so?💕

whew, ain’t you a tall glass of handsome?

@HARDLYWORKlNG dio doesn’t see any other ridiculously handsome fellas out here. does he? ♪

@Ethereal0_4 heh. what, not used to compliments? ♡

.410 bore shells. night black as pitch. a cloud of feathers and blood. the air tastes like dust and iron. it’s hot in badwater, tonight, and dio doesn’t know what else to do.

@innocentincubi “oh!” did dio say that out loud? “i, er, appreciate the sentiment, honeybun, but i think i may just go out hunting.”

@slghtrhaus "That's an... Interesting human expression! I could give ya an ice pack if it helps?"

my god. i’m sweatin’ like a whore in church… 💧

ghh. urges again.

[ wink. ] [ what the hell does that mean? dio will never tell. ]

badwater veterinary services have decided to euthanize me. sorry, y’all.

✩ dio vc… jessica rabbit??

✩ very diocore song if you care

A.M. RADIO. open.spotify.com/track/7vGiMj5O…

the hottest thing a man can be is a little afraid of me

@Y0ur_W0lf_. yet another lazy evening spent by the pool, not that dio would complain. better than chopping someone up into steak tips, for certain. they cough after taking a hit, passing the joint; storytime would never be complete without one. “and what’d he do after that?”

@innocentincubi. listening to the eagles’ “new kid in town” on, i shit you not, a record player — dio unties their apron and hangs it up beside their fridge. politely, they pour two glasses of raspberry ice tea, offering one to aamon. “you wanted to ask me about somethin’?”

♡ FOR AN INTERACTION.

@dogkillmoon ✩ OHHH TRUE!!!! pop punk era as well……😭

✩ oc vs the animal crossing critter i am forcibly kinassigning them as

[ dio raises a brow, not bothering to turn their head all the way. ] you hungry too?