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Joseph Smith as Mormons depict him today vs a reconstruction of what Joseph Smith would have actually looked like

I don’t poast on Twitter to *get paid* I poast on Twitter because I am *insane* because I have *problems* This is the correct reason to poast on Twitter

This bend of Tiber was like 5 minutes away from oxbowifying before people made the banks permanent and ran some roads through the isthmus.

Orange Man Bad

They used to let you name baseball players after tobacco companies.

@neutr4lised @JohnnyTheBoy13 Dog it isn’t 2014 anymore no one cares

They got so tired of the chuds being right they had to do a study

My 1-year old saw this and started laughing when David French came on screen.

@iagos_monster @PYeerk This will get more laughs than any of the stuff he’s tweeted about howling mutant this week

@PYeerk > spends one night not on the computer > Tweets about it

The thrilling life of Jake Flores: going to see a "great show"

Really dislike the most popular brand of sketch comedy being “it’s cringe when people express any genuine sentiment, because someone else before may have experienced the same thing.” Might be more socially toxic than Woke ever was. The premise is that enjoying things for their own sake is shameful because it might define you as a Type of Guy, so in order to have any genuine emotion you have to couch it in irony to avoid the vulnerability of existing in a continuous sense. Instead of liking a song and thus worrying about how that reflects on you, you inhabit a character that’s The Type of Guy Who Likes That Song for a few minutes. It’s not you, it’s someone else. You’ve never experienced an emotion, except for irreverence and computer-mediated reflexive derision for those who do. We should throw rotting fruit at “sketch comedians” (who do nothing but iterate out the last few cracks of real human experience) in the streets, as the Romans once did to actors and other undesirables

I once saw a production of Gorgias where everyone read "Very true, Socrates" "To be sure, Socrates" "Indubitably so, Socrates" in the most exasperated I’m-sick-of-your-shit tone of voice imaginable and it permanently changed how I view all of those dialogues.

I got doxed by HIV Lovecraft

People are taking the Pope seriously again and you’re blackpilling?

Getting doxxed from Goodreads gotta be the lamest way to go down of all time

You see this with how third worlders on Twitter use AI bots in replies. Someone will say the epistemological equivalent of "I dropped a log this morning" and someone in the replies will unironically ask Grok if it's true. This is what we are dealing with.

People are taking retarditude? I really don't think that's necessary.

Big bus drama. State troopers board bus at 6 am, spot search bags, pull two off. Given it’s a greyhound about half riders sweating bullets. When we pull out half hour later everyone cheers in relief. Lol.

"Congestion pricing [sic]" is just Communism dressed up in market-based vocabulary. It's state-planned economic activity and the "prices" aren't real market prices - they're literally just numbers set by the government.