If you could know the absolute and total truth to one question, what question would you ask? — Do aliens really probe your ass? curiouscat.me/notkeeganr/pos…
@spacecaseacid@DTWFed *walks in wearing glasses, stethoscope, and a labcoat* My god... (whips off glasses* you've smoked too much of the wrong kind of marijuana and the calcium's been leeched from your bones.
Your bones could explode at any moment.
@Melina_Wilson_@RussianAcidTrip Not once has anyone tried to break into our house, people think twice when they see a bull chilling on the front porch.
Had my last conspiracy meeting before my trip to Amsterdam. They told me to avoid things like brownies there. They put things in them that alter a persons mind. Sort of like the chemicals in the air and Christmas music in November. Told them I'd avoid them. 🤞