Jonny

@ghostsofmerthyr @RnRRugby One of my teammates refereed a U15s game between 2 private schools and was getting shit from the side, called over the captains to say, "go and tell your parents and teachers to shut up or I'm pinging you" Says seeing 2 14-year-olds dressing down the adults on the side was class

@RnRRugby This reminds me of a story. My son is playing a school game, his teacher is the ref. He is backchatting do much, the teacher says to him, "do you want to referee?" My son's reply "I would, if I had my whistle." The teacher doesn't argue with him about the laws now.

Excellent

@thetrosk @MissilePanda *knows

@MissilePanda Not my personal favourite but probably the deserving winners. @spacemanjonny thinks that Texas would have won if I’d put them in

I reckon if I was a hate preacher and THE FUCKING SUN wrote a piece about me where they went, "reckon this is a bit much actually, mate" I might engage in a fairly swift recalibration of my views

If you get a chance to see @MarcJennings90 at the Fringe absolutely do it, outstanding stuff

@LinebreakRugby @will_owen9 "Is Will rugby's greatest ever Owen?"

Dan Fish

@lokiscottishrap First thing we said when we walked out was, "that was much funnier than it had any right to be"

@thetrosk Oh hello

One thing I've loved and appreciated about @danielandriano for two decades now is that he knows how to say "Glasgow" properly

Big Jim enjoying his summer break at Alton Towers

@Scrumchampion @MissilePanda Alright fine, I'll talk exclusively about Ilona Maher

@Scrumchampion @MissilePanda

@chrismurraylaw Yes! It's been front and centre in my mind all day

@chrismurraylaw "but alas, I'm going to the Olympics and you're not" 🔥🔥🔥

There was a guy in Ilona Maher's replies on Instagram this morning saying, quote, "you look strong for a woman but my 70kgs would bring you down." Thinking about that a lot right now

@LinebreakRugby This is word for word what I said when someone showed me the replies 😂 consistency is important

@edjenx @gortoshay1 @Scotlandteam Which led to this, one of my personal highlights of the summer x.com/WelshRugbyUnio…

@edjenx @gortoshay1 @Scotlandteam Didn't Sky bill one of yours and then just forget to turn the feed on?

While the rugby world has had its attention on the Olympic 7s and a series of blockbuster summer tests, @Scotlandteam have quietly embarked on a 4 match winning run. Possibly their longest victorious streak of the pro era? Impressive.💪🏻🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏉

@gortoshay1 @edjenx @Scotlandteam That was the outside centre, number 8 was the kit man

@edjenx @gortoshay1 @Scotlandteam Look at the man whose team's only win was an uncapped last minute win against Queensland Bin Juice XV

@gortoshay1 @Scotlandteam It's just a pity that those midweek fixtures against the Winnipeg Lumberjacks XV and then that mariachi band from Antofagasta were both uncapped, otherwise they'd already be 6 on the bounce.

One of my favourite phrases ever is, "play stupid games, win stupid prizes"