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@absurdiumcom Thank you for the reply. Were you required to block vote? Mormon coworker said she gets a list from her ward of all Mormon candidates for local elections and the ward checks to make sure she voted.

@absurdiumcom Does the Mormon church teach their followers about the Mountain Meadow massacre? Have they ever paid restitution or even pray for the families/descendants of the people they slaughtered?

I had my name removed from the Mormon churches records the moment I moved out of my parents house. Ask me anything.

@Faustzme Mormons do not accept baptisms from Christian denominations, hence they already separate themselves. The whole “spirit babies” thing is also not Christian, nor is the baptisms of the dead.

Maybe this will help Mormons understand. Think about it this way. Mormonism is basically trans-Christian. It was born outside of Christianity, put on all the Christian clothes, Jesus, salvation, scripture, gospel, and now insists it’s the real thing. Sound familiar? Same words. Totally different meanings. When a Mormon says “Jesus” they mean the spirit brother of Lucifer who progressed to godhood. When a Christian says “Jesus” they mean the eternal God who took on flesh. That’s not a small difference. That’s a completely different person. When a Mormon says “salvation” they mean resurrection plus exaltation earned through covenants, ordinances, temple work and faithfulness to the end. When a Christian says “salvation” they mean Christ paid it all and you’re trusting Him alone. Again, not the same thing. “Gospel” not the same. “God” not the same. “Scripture” not the same. Every single load bearing word in Christianity has been gutted and restuffed with something else. But they kept the label. Joseph Smith didn’t restore Christianity. He replaced it and kept the wardrobe. That’s not a denomination. That’s not a different stream of the same faith. That’s a different religion doing a Christian cosplay. And the crazy part? Most Mormons genuinely don’t know this because they’ve only ever been handed the redefined version of those words. They’ve never actually seen what Christianity really teaches.

@UTChargerTom @Dentonandsas Zye-zicks, rhymes with rye. The museum at the old train station at the Mojave Reserve has a display about the road and its name. Very interesting story.

@Dentonandsas Passed it many times. We always called it Zizicks. Is that right?

Have any of you ever heard of Zzyzx Rd? It's in the middle of the desert in CA. on the way to Vegas. It leads to the town of Zzyzx, which I believe is abandoned. Why did I tell you this? I don't know. I just like saying Zzyzx.

@japan_nobunaga I was enjoying a hamburger whilst reading this and lost it when the dog followed you for nine blocks! This account brings some very much-needed joy.

USA. September first. Overnight the entire country turned to pumpkin, so I turned to pumpkin too. I woke up one morning and the nation had changed its religion. The coffee was pumpkin. The donut was pumpkin. A man walked past drinking something orange and steaming, smiling like a saved man. By noon I had counted pumpkin bread, pumpkin candles, pumpkin soap, and a pumpkin air freshener shaped like, inexplicably, a pumpkin. I understood at once. This was the festival. Once a year the people honor the Gourd God, and every offering in the land must bear his scent. I would not be the one barbarian who failed to bow. So I committed. Fully. I ordered the largest pumpkin drink they had. The girl asked, "Whipped cream?" I said, "Whatever the god requires." I drank it in one breath, like sake at a shrine, eyes watering, and declared, "I feel him." Then I asked the question that broke me. "How much of this is true pumpkin?" She looked at the cup. "Oh, none of it. It's just the spice. There's no actual pumpkin in any of it." No pumpkin. In the pumpkin festival. A lesser man would have left. I ordered three more. If the god cannot be found, I reasoned, then the god must be summoned. So I escalated. I bought every pumpkin object in the store. I lit four pumpkin candles at once. I washed my hands with pumpkin soap between sips. I ate a pumpkin muffin in the shower for reasons I will not defend. By day three I smelled of cinnamon from the inside. By day five my sweat was a beverage. A dog followed me for nine blocks. I let him. He, too, was a believer. I bought a pumpkin costume. I wore the pumpkin costume. I drank a pumpkin drink inside the pumpkin costume, in line behind a man dressed as a normal person, who I quietly pitied. The barista now sees me coming and starts my order without a word. We have never spoken of it. There is nothing to say. She knows what I am. I am the most pumpkin man in America. Yesterday a child pointed at me and shouted, "Mommy, a pumpkin!" I knelt. I looked her in the eyes. I said, "Yes." It was the proudest moment of my life. So tell me, America. There is no pumpkin in the pumpkin. But there is, now, a great deal of pumpkin in me. Have I done it correctly? I cannot stop. The spice has won. I am orange now, and I am never going back.

@The_PunKing What a horrible statement. They ignored Bryan and are trying to blame him for the issue, trying to sound like the good guys for dropping their frivolous lawsuit. No apology whatsoever, just trying to do damage control when their scam went viral.

BREAKING!!! Salem store owners resign from BAM

@BrianRJohnston @TheEXECUTlONER_ I thought it was to avoid thieves who will do $1,000 of damage to steal $5 of copper wire. Some neighbors and businesses put cages around their AC units to deter theft.

@TheEXECUTlONER_ I grew up in SoCal. My parents bought a house in '62 that had no air conditioning. When my dad installed AC he put the unit on the roof. Might have had something to do with the ducting, or maybe it was just the way they did it back then?

This man is in Phoenix, Arizona visiting his daughter. It is 108* there!🥵 He noticed this unit on top of her house and wondered why it isn’t on the ground like most houses. He asked her and she said that was the way it was when they bought the house. Why would this be on top of the roof? I’ve lived in 5 different states and never seen them on the roof. And notice how big it is, it’s huge! Why would they be on the roof? What’s the reasoning? And 108*? Are people really digging a 108* weather? Could you handle that?

@Livinstone88 @Sassafrass_84 It's No Cap on God, a comedian who trolls political events with hilarious results.

@Sassafrass_84 Has to be satire

I can't breathe. 🤣🤣🤣

Cute turtle sunbathing in the creek.

@zbogus77 Fixed; please try again.

Starting our April book Night’s Master by Tanith Lee. Reply to join the book club. Please reply in a non AI way so I can be sure you’re not a bot

@angeldadjoe The empty chair is so sad. God bless you, your lovely Katie, and your family.

After my daughter Katie was killed by an illegal immigrant who should never have been here, I was told these policies are compassionate and moral. But when policies predictably create victims, they are not moral. They are negligence, and families like mine pay the price. Read my latest op-ed on @townhallcom: townhall.com/columnists/joe…

@julysbby @pizzahut Same here. I had enough for a large specialty and now not enough for even a 2 topping medium. Pizza Hut should have warned customers so we could use up points before the change.

@pizzahut wtf did you do to your points system 😭😭

Good things come in threes. 👀 3.15.2026

See you on the other side sweet girl. We love you so much. Buddie will look out for you.

Cold in Las Vegas! Dogs are even cuddled up together.

@CL4WS_OUT We didn't call it ibuprofen - we called it Vitamin M instead (Motrin in 800mg was given out like candy for every ailment under the sun). Otherwise this is spot on.

BRANCHES OF THE MILITARY WHEN THEIR TEENAGERS ARE SICK… Is this accurate or no? 🤣

@animalfndlv Thank you Mila and thank you Madison!

9-year-olds Mila and Madison set up a lemonade stand to support The Animal Foundation. Thanks to their hard work, they raised $500 and donated tons of toys, collars, food, and towels for shelter pets in need. Way to go girls! 🐾

My darling little old man wasn't feeling well and just wanted to snuggle all day. He's fully recovered now.

@animalfndlv Definitely sploot!

Help us settle a very important debate: What do you call this masterpiece of relaxation? A) Frog Legs
B) Pancaking
C) Sploot This is Tim. He has assumed the position and will remain like this until you come adopt him. Probably even after.

@NiallHarbison Thank you for helping her. She's a beauty. I like to think that Alba is looking out for her!

Luckily I found her. It was early so she was sleeping out in the street. (2/8)

I was upset about Alba last night but in one way it was lucky a report came in from 3 people. A street dog with a huge growth in an Irish bar on the other side of the island. I went to get her first thing today… (1/8)