Spandrell

Someone stole $630,000 worth of Blueprint creatine in an elaborate heist. The driver used a false ID to pick up the units from our factory, then turned off the tracker and stopped responding to calls. The stolen creatine monohydrate was precision-dosed and third-party tested for purity and heavy metals. 15,918 units of pure grade A powder. If anyone has information, lmk. Even if we don't recover the creatine, I'd at least like to know this person's health stats. Here’s a rendering of what we suspect the perp might look like.

Hegseth: "My 13 year old son popped into my office last night while I was editing these remarks. He asked about the war and the families I met at Dover. I looked at him and said, 'They died for you, son. So your generation doesn't have to deal with a nuclear Iran.'"

qatar is about to start cutting helium exports... helium is used for chip production... the iran war is about to turn the ai bubble into the hindenburg

*IRAN ATTACKS DAMAGE 17% OF QATAR LNG CAPACITY FOR 3-5 YRS: RTRS

BREAKING: A U.S. F-35 jet made an emergency landing in the Middle East after being hit by suspected Iranian fire during a mission over Iran. The jet landed safely and the pilot is stable, but the incident is under investigation. Source: CNN

Did YOU want to watch CCTV's AI Martial Arts cartoon about the Straits of Hormuz crisis? Complete with fighting Persian Cats? Well I subtitled it for you so you can enjoy it in all its trope-laden glory! Remember kids, the mountains will stay standing while the green water flows, and the true art of war is not figuring out how to fight, but how to stop!🥷😼🦅

TRUMP: NOT PUTTING TROOPS ANYWHERE