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@debbiebeddie does she come with rick owens?

ordering my nana off facebook market place at a decent price

if the coffin fits wear it

naming my kid rick owens pepperoni kid so i can leave him at the motel 6

Pepperoni kids should have held on tighter. he had it coming

@InfectiousChum let him go. we’ll never catch him. not in these rick owens

Lights, camera. Darkness… Flash. Office desk. Camera pan: in. Big chair, turns around. Zoom shot: rockin combover. Zoom shot: slick overalls. Woah. Flashback. Who’s the new kid? Bro, that’s Stewie. He’s the freshest heffa in Quahog. Who’s with him? Camera pan: Sneakers o’toole.

lets all hold onto our rick owens a little tighter tonight

never change the chang dont fix whats not broken

@debbiebeddie fucking classic

sneaking into the lakers locker room and pretending to be a urinal to get a taste of lebrons golden nectar

whoopi goldberg just smoked the hell out of my rick owens

im a grower not a shower

if old man rattle ever noticed me id cry or cum idk

@debbiebeddie red lobster cheesy biscuits. goodbye stewie

nana took my the red lobster. little did she know she was dealing with a monster. Mushy mess everywhere. Poop hurricane. Stewie surprise

@debbiebeddie when yo mom find the son drawer

when yo mom find yo poop owens

@debbiebeddie amazing tweet! keep up the good work

every time i make a tweet its like getting a hit off the nana rick owen yart

@debbiebeddie too much pep in his step

every white person got a cousin that look like this

@InfectiousChum you have 30 seconds to get to a room with a lock

help please the lights just turned off there are footsteps coming toward please what do I do I’m so scared what do I do I’m stuck please what do I do I’m so scared it’s coming closer please I’m stuck my tummy is bubbling loudly and he know where I am it’s so loud please im stuck

dont let this distract you from the fact mr krabs sold spongebob for 62 cents

people fr died over the popeyes chicken sandwich

@debbiebeddie dont forget the korean bbq fries those are a must

went to shake shack with whoopi goldberg and got the Smoky Classic BBQ Chicken Sandwich. It went great.