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@BaalTheWarlock this is literally why we did legion remix before this expansion, it ties in the void plot and also reminds us about this moment so you go "WHOA THEY DID IT AGAIN!!!"

@BaalTheWarlock "isnt it cool when the elves (SAME RACE WOAHHH!!!!) unite against a common enemy who is also an elf, whilst sitting on a bridge trying to siege another well!!!"

I don't grasp why Elf Unity was conceived as a good plot

@juneapologist good because i was so worried 🙏

@sparkgremlin No dw im having plenty of esex

Been virtually celibate for like 3 months

@juneapologist 💀 i thought you meant like. virtual. like online. i was like is there a difference? ty for the clarification mama

@sparkgremlin nearly; almost

@Portergauge didnt... the sindorei come at the behest of the horde??? im so confused

Oh also Thalyssra has some end dialogue that is *easier* to see on Horde because she literally keeps disappearing as Alliance lmao (I guess she forgot the Kirin Tor and Khadgar were the first ones to help her)

I replayed the campaign chapter as Horde to see any changes and well... there are literally none lol Not a single night elf or high elf reacts any different to the Horde/blood elf character than they do to an Alliance one.

The only difference at all is that Oculeth is bugged to be uninteractable for Alliance players, so only Horde can access his (very funny) dialogue.

echoing Arthas' former army marching upon Quel'thalas, only this time the undead are here to help the elves save their well. Instead of whatever this stupid fucking elf unity bullshit is about. UNDEAD ARE NATURALLY RESISTANT TO THE VOID. COME ON.

I would like to paint a picture for everybody; but I do believe that story wise it'd be much more sick to have the Forsaken march from Lordaeron to Silvermoon, endure the pain of the Lighbloom and retrace the path of the dead scar in droves to help the elves

yknow what i hope xalatath wins fuck this story

shouldnt kalecgos sense that the sunwell has been damaged??? like even beyond the anvena stuff he literally can see leylines being impacted and its a huge fount of arcane energy now going haywire??? where the fuck are the dragonflights

@arcanistsaphras @Portergauge literally just feels like the team who created this was like "remember how cool it was when all the elves stood side by side vs elisande on a bridge?" and decided to try and replicate it in the most artificial way ever.

@Portergauge Insurrection 2.0

Post-campaign chapter detail, the forces of the combined elves are stationed at the entrance to the bridge to Quel'Danas in Silvermoon now, waiting for the raid story.

@Portergauge IM SORRY BUT. THIS SEEMS LIKE A GLARING OVERSIGHT???

This seems like it's dialogue to excuse why they can't just teleport in the Horde armies, which is fine enough, but again... the night elves are NOT closer than the Forsaken lol

Okay, doing the elf chapter of the Midnight max level campaign, here be spoilers! Doing the Alliance version first, and then Horde after to see differences. Starting right off the bat with the premise: we're gathering ALL the elves of Azeroth as the army to retake Quel'Danas.

Blizzard saw people loving that bridge scene with the elves and Elisande and decided "HEY QUEL DANAS HAS A HUGE BRIDGE YOU KNOW WHAT WE COULD DO?? XALATATH IS ALSO IN AN ELF BODY..."

:P We can summon the elves from Bel'ameth and Thalyssra can rally her army from the Broken Isles but somehow the fucking Forsaken can't even make their way north. I hate this plot! So much! :)

@Portergauge ....The strangest urge to REALLY help Rommath.

I even have my classic Silver Covenant outfit ready just in case the opportunity comes up for my character to piss Rommath off

I'm all prepped and ready for elf story tomorrow, no matter how it goes lol

@Portergauge @arcanistsaphras more fuel for the fanfic

@arcanistsaphras Wait they have a point though...

They logged out or blocked me before I got the chance to thank them :/ 💔 Much love whenever you see this on your timeline, babes 💋

jolyne in the steel ball run anime style because I miss her,, 🐎💚 also just wanted to say thank you sm for the support on my last post and for 1k!! 😭🙏

@TheRailery @Remiireee @FaceMyFearz @Warcraft @WarcraftDevs The guards in Sunwell Plataeu also try to kill you what is your point

@Remiireee @FaceMyFearz @Warcraft @WarcraftDevs Regardless, they're not harmless because they actively try to kill you. They're crazed. Fanatical.

@BaalTheWarlock @Portergauge My bad, it's Tahu. IDk why wowhead notes it as "slain" being the objective so i inked that out but literally the quest just lists the "other survivors" as nameless colateral and our important ones are anduin velen and faerin. like. lorthemar. your fucking horde allies?

@BaalTheWarlock @Portergauge like quite literally the quest objective names those 3 and then says "save anyone else you can" and those 4 are the "others"

Oh hey, I only just noticed that the eight characters we rescue from the Darkwell are sitting wounded in the Sanctum of Light after. There's no other generic NPCs laying around, so I guess these eight literally are the only ones we were able to save?