taylor 🧜🏻‍♀️🐚🌊

god my neighbor just called me and she's like... is this your chicken in our driveway... like who else has a chicken in this neighborhood yes it's my chicken... so i get over there and kylo hen is chilling in their driveway eating some specs and stuff and there's this actual crowd of people around her and i'm like... hi sorry mb let me get her... and oh my god... they're like do you need us to call someone?? should we get help?? how should we do this?? do you need a net? like bitch it's a chicken not a fucking komodo dragon. so i just... i was kind of joking around so i crouched down and patted my thighs and all the chickens are trained to come to me on sight because me food... so i got down there and went "here girl!! come here!!" and the chicken comes running over and this group of actual adult ass individuals were staring at me like i was the fucking pied piper... and i didn't know what to say..... so i just kind of walked back to my yard with the chicken following me and none of them moved or said a damn word and i think i literally just convinced them this chicken is trained like a dog...

what line do you think sums up each taylor album? for example i think that “i had a feeling so peculiar this pain wouldn’t be for, evermore” sums up evermore perfectly.

my dad had a skype interview today so he was sitting in the living room looking all professional in his suit and tie and everything while he's talking to the people who are interviewing him. and OF COURSE my cat decided that she NEEDED to speak at that moment so she just starts meowing left and right and talking crazy talk to the point where the interviewers just start laughing because she just will NOT shut up. so my dad just kind of sighs, looks at the camera, and goes, "i'm so sorry. i have to ask my cat to leave." and then he looks over at victoria and very calmly and professionally goes, "victoria, i'm afraid you're being too loud, and i'm going to have to ask you to leave." and she did. she fucking turned and walked out of the living room.

this one time when i was seven i thought that i could talk to trees (because i had no friends), and i use to sit by them and say things and one day i was talking to my tree friend called kevin and this girl went up to me and said "are you talking to that tree, freak!" and i started crying and hugged on to the tree, and while she was laughing one of the branches fell on the girls head, thanks kevin.