DADDY $PARKLY

I might cancel you first

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@manifestingdiva pumpNotfun

rip pumpfun

@0xNock 🍾🍾🍾

From the Personal News Department: I have joined the Monad Foundation team to lead Global Events! Unemployment was amazing but I'm ready to lock in. gmonad

the end of the world is anti-climactic

@CasterNL they do think we are stupid... which makes them stupid

Does Pumpfun think we’re stupid? What's going to happen here is in a few weeks she will hit a massive trade. Everyone will go crazy and they will say "see anyone can do it!" When in reality, if you're not connected you will not make it. (It’s insider trading) All of this is a psyop. This is @json1444’s latest marketing scam.

@GENIC0N not NO

people who hate AI love human slavery

obsessed with the word "toolkit"

@jonaswillett1 @Tinder thank god i'm a millenial

The IRL connection economy is a $400B+ market. And companies are racing to own it. In the last 6 months, $800M+ in capital was deployed on "IRL" bets. @Tinder invested $60M into a new Events feature for connecting matches in-person. They're pivoting to IRL and offering experiences such as speakeasies, raves, and pottery classes. @222place: raised a $10.1M Series A to curate blind social experiences for Gen Z. Personality-matched groups sent to hyperlocal nightlife events. @JagermeisterUSA launched BestNightsVC - the only venture fund in the world dedicated solely to nightlife and IRL connection. 16 portfolio companies across 4 continents. @timeleft: dinner with 5 strangers, every Wednesday. €18M ARR. 6,500 dinners/week across 200+ cities. Dion: members-only social app where the first move is buying someone a real drink, redeemed IRL. 10K members, 30K+ on the waitlist founded by @revekkapal. Pie: Bonobos founder @dunn built an IRL friendship app. $24M raised. 130K+ MAU. @weroad_official: group trips for 20-30 year olds who don't know each other beforehand. $150M valuation. Matchbox: is an algorithm-powered matching platform for IRL events and has powered over 100,000 connections. founded by @liamjmcgregor (prev @MarriagePact) New dating apps like Known @Celesteamadon, Cerca @MylesCerca, and Ditto @AllenWangzian are aiming to improve connection amongst young people. Billion-dollar companies are paying $$$ for community and events leads: - @AnthropicAI: Marketing Events Manager ($255k) - @tryramp: Community Manager ($223k) - @tryramp: Events & Culture Manager ($181k) - @duolingo: Senior Community Manager ($193k) - @NotionHQ: Community Programs Lead Everyone knows the more time we spend online, the more valuable real-life connection becomes. The question isn't whether IRL wins. It's who facilitates it best.

Pessimism leads to realism, and realism, leads to real change

@DaturaDaimonic @AI____NEWS

@KrissKrossKrass Inside the black cube. Saturn & Rahu dance. One with karma to burn & the other with the unrelenting desire to burn it. A.I brings us to Pralaya.

"Watch closely as Grandpa collapses an Empire by changing a 1 to a 0." "He who controls the pants controls the Galaxy" Do you get it yet? youtube.com/watch?v=mweTc7…

@DaturaDaimonic 🐍

leave an emoji under this post and I'll draw you a card

money isn't broken. u are

@rob_inhood_404 @nnHirsch That's why i started Attention Addicts Anonymous

@nnHirsch people are addicted to attention. there hasn't been anything created that is recognizable as art in decades.

No one is an artist, musician, designer, filmmaker, actor anymore. They’re all influencers whose content is art, music, design, film, acting etc

@wirelyss gee i wonder who that could be

If you want an easy social media job look for a company that owes an airdrop. You’re looking at max one post per day, maybe less

@Gremlins2Movie im trying to ? not trying that hard

who up meme scoping their monday

find a little thing to look forward to

here: noraberman.substack.com/?utm_campaign=…

let's all re-convene on substack

@Gremlins2Movie Well he failed to mention the stolen tapes so 🤷‍♀️

@sparklymiracle i would never watch a documentary about moby lol

moby is still alive?