SP 😛

I mean sex is cool and all but have you ever made someone smile shits crazy man

@LaurenSanderson you’ve never flown sitting next to my wife

blows my mind that cups don’t fall over more on planes. something about it isn’t adding up

@fruityjuuj i can juggle i’ll teach you

I think I could be really good at juggling like gimme 3 balls lemme see sum

@fruityjuuj you’re so fair for this

Unfortunately my hair touched my face and my jeans were too hard and my rings were too tight so now I have to lay very still for at least 20-30 min to regroup before I can face the world again

@fruityjuuj 👀👀👀

manifesting … and I will not be saying what ….

not me crying because d’s nana sent me a birthday/valentine’s day card saying “it’s official another grandaughter to love”

Leaving Irish goodbyes in 2023, Jewish goodbyes are in for 2024. Sneaking out of the function through a tunnel.

hello everyone. today is the day. we are so happy to share our new record NUMB with the world. linktr.ee/havemercymusic

i just really love anne hathaway

sorry I can’t come out tn im too busy deciding if I should lay on my couch and watch tv or lay in my bed and watch tv

All Americans should be horrified and outraged by the brazen terrorist attacks on Israel and the slaughter of innocent civilians. We grieve for those who died, pray for the safe return of those who’ve been held hostage, and stand squarely alongside our ally, Israel, as it dismantles Hamas. As we support Israel’s right to defend itself against terror, we must keep striving for a just and lasting peace for Israelis and Palestinians alike.

my wife and i were stressed about adult life so we went to a trampoline park to feel like kids again. were we the oldest ones jumping? yes. did we feel so much better after? of course. 10/10

@darnitsam i do my best

@spatai14 is fr the realest mf you could have in your corner💀 they ain’t gonna sugar coat shit

did i just drunkenly buy tickets to see nickleback tomorrow??? yes. no shame.

@literallylogann i felt this deep down

i wish i could take a bite out of the appalachian mountains

This will go the fuck off

everyone bragging about cozy weather while we are still out here at 95 degrees :(

@DDrizzle98 thank you!!!

@spatai14 So proud of you SP ❤️

got to marry my best friend in the whole world yesterday and it’s the best feeling. I HAVE A WIFE.

The @RustedHearts_OH album is out today please listen to it I beg you