k8e 🦭

God bless colombia

Dream work setup for my 5sqm apartment

I have a date with a 35 year old woman today? Shes gorgeous af??? We will see how this goes lmao

This indie dev is making a game where your Steam backlog comes to life… & tries to kill you. - Fight the games you never played - The more you paid, the stronger they are - You’re literally battling your backlog It’s called Game Quest: The Backlog Battler. Would you play this?

@theonlyjoom good heavens imma lose it

@spearboi heard they have a fruity pebbles blizzard too I’m about to get nasty

lord have mercy

@PBnJussy YEES

@joannadangerfd Can confirm I've seen white women who like kpop do this

@spearboi Also I like the implication, given the size of the shapes, that this person matches with most of the Asians on hinge

these are not exclusive sets

@joannadangerfd Venn diagram might as well just be a single circle

@spearboi Abgs and future tiger moms being exclusive sets is insane

trackpad doodle

No one from tech posting happy earth day anymore since they graduated because theyre all building ai or bombs

Class blindness in tech is when the cohort raised w enough cushion to avoid physically demanding labor is hitting it at 26 via stress & discovering what waitresses have known since they were 17. Nurses, home health aides, line cooks, hotel housekeepers, warehouse pickers, farm workers, flight attendants, hairdressers & all the other women who have been grinding their endocrine systems into powder for generations? What about them? The public health discourse for them was stop being dramatic but the minute the bodies in question are Stanford CS grads at a Series B, suddenly we need a full thyroid panel & sermons about irreparable damage.

what's the human equivalent to a cat flopping on its belly when it greets you

@vaniguptaaaa mynoise.net/NoiseMachines/…

someday they’ll make a highway/driving white noise sound and it will lull ppl to sleep

@rmasonwa scale

After making poke at home a few times I don't understand how restaurants can stay afloat selling it without doubling their prices

@Billain clean

@FEARNOTONCEE @lisaawrites my dream of increasing shareholder value ripped away

No one talks about how humbling it is to lose all your academic potential because of your mental health.

@onreic @FEARNOTONCEE

i get weirded out when east asians are randomly christian

@GambinoDRider boob physics

Someone dropped a breast implant by Howey #HOLDYOURTITS