Sarah Maximum Entropy Spear the Engineer

things quarantine has been good for: - roller skating - learning how to cook - organizing your closet by sleeve length - aging one hundred years - reading books

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@NicMoraXO @Delta ditching my reserve card and @Delta altogether as well. this is ridic

Disappointed with the new @Delta skymiles program. Frequent fliers are already paying a premium to fly #Delta and to keep stripping the rewards + increasing $ spent makes no sense. There’s no incentive to stay loyal anymore.

adults in their late thirties when they listen to GUTS by olivia rodrigo

@oliviarodrigo olivia this album is everything to me thank u so much

hate to be this person but @Delta

@Rachelicate @emtheworst YES 🛼🛼🛼

ok barbie movie has me thinking… what if i got roller skates

@JoshuaAlba ok fine you’re 25!!!!!

**at the concert** “Who’s here that’s 25 and younger?” Me: Woooooo Sarah: You’re not 25! Me: Shhhhh!!! **entire crowd stares at me so I start crying**

@frankgarciahejl hope you’re on the mend soon!!!

Ryan Gosling as geese. A thread.

@Rachelicate HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAY!!

@JoshuaAlba @GRIMGRIMGRIMphl ITS A GOOD SHIRT

Sarah is here in NYC also @GRIMGRIMGRIMphl I got asked at least 20 times tonight about the shirt.

@hellolanemoore this is insane. I’m so sorry it happened to you and your sweet pup 💔

We have ONE special edition Midnights CD to giveaway!!!! Retweet this tweet and reply with your favorite Midnights song to be entered!✨ Giveaway ends tomorrow 5/31 at 5pm EST! 🫶🏻

@ErasTourResell maroon 😭

can we ban the use of the word “penetration” in any professional environment pls & thank u

I’ve been on twitter for 3 minutes and now I remember why I am never here anymore

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@patbaer lmaooo

Congrats to Super Bowl winners the Kansas City Referees