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A young boy goes up to his Dad and asks, "Where did I come from?" His father sighs and says, "I was hoping your mother would get this question, but OK, I will explain". "So when a man and woman are in love and want to have a baby they get naked and get into bed and then they touch each other and kiss and the man touches the woman's breasts and vagina and the woman touches the man's penis and they kiss and the man's penis gets erect, which means it gets hard and the woman's vagina gets all wet and slippery which means its ready for the man to put his penis in there. So the man puts his penis into the woman's vagina and thrusts it in and out until he gets really excited, and then he squirts his sperm, which is his seed, into the woman's vagina. The sperm then swim up the vagina and through the cervix and into the uterus, where the woman has an ova, which is like an egg, and then one sperm usually enters the ova and fertilises it, which starts the process of a baby. Then this little thing grows and grows inside the woman's womb, and then after nine months it is ready to come out. So the woman goes to the hospital, and they take care of her while she goes into labour. The baby moves down her birth canal, which is her womb and vagina. After a long time, the baby finally comes out of the woman's vagina, and that is where you came from". The father, feeling quite proud of his explanation, looks down at his son and sees the horrified expression on his face. Confused, he asks him, "Why do you ask, son?" His terrified son replies, "Because the new kid that moved in next door said he came from Liverpool"

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PRESS STATEMENT In the last 24 hours, social media has exploded over my interview with Mehdi Hassan, albeit with varied opinions. Let me set the record straight. When I signed on to the privileged job granted to me by Mr. President, I was well aware of its implications. Selling ice cream, looking fine, and seeking the praises of men were never part of it. Some of the fiercest critics of my interview can not even stand local TV anchors. But the task of promoting and defending the President and his administration is what I do with ease and joy. I am prepared to appear before any interviewer, anywhere in the world, any day and at any time, to defend this government and its policies. I have never, and will never, subscribe to ducking or dodging interviews on matters that concern promoting and defending the administration I was appointed to serve. It is the least of what is required of me. Head to Head contacted me requesting an interview, stating that they wanted to challenge our government on security, the economy, and corruption. Nowhere in our almost six months of communication did they mention that they were going to challenge my past. If that had been their plan, ethically and professionally, they were supposed to inform me so I could prepare my response. But that’s okay, ethically, that is on them, not on me. I refused to swallow the pill of Mehdi’s “opposition research-style journalism,” and even today, if you carefully compare what he read as quotes from organisations and groups, you will see that many were inaccurate and some were outright fake news. But I will leave that for another day. As for what I said about President Tinubu in the past, I am glad those were things I said when I was in the opposition saddle with such zeal. It is all politics. Half of Donald Trump’s cabinet is made up of people who once spoke against him, and quite a number of people in our own cabinet also spoke against President Tinubu in the past. Those things do not bother him if you care to know. The majority of the naysayers are members of the opposition and their sympathisers. It does not bother me one bit. Their temporary excitement over the interview has not lasted and will not last, because it does not take away their obvious problem of lack of vision, mission in conducting and managing a political party; yet they seek to manage Nigeria. Clearly they have no path to victory and no alternative policies or program for the Nigerian people. And if they say they do, they can as well go to head to head and be interrogated on that; as the saying in Hausa goes “Ga fili Ga doki” I conclude by thanking the many Nigerians and non-Nigerians who sent in their commendations over my brave defence of our government in an interview where the anchor would hardly let you answer a question unless it suited his narrative. I still have admiration and respect for Mehdi Hassan as arguably the best debater on the planet. I look forward to part two of the Head to Head interview, and I am glad that by then questions about my past will no longer be news so that we can focus on our administration’s policies, programs and what we have achieved so far. Stay tuned. – D.H Bwala Special Adviser to President on Media and Policy Communication (State House) Saturday March 7, 2026