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Hypothetically, if I were to give all my money to someone to make the days longer, who would that be?

Feeling smug because I still don’t need the info from my IT lessons despite regularly working with excel because my fiancé just tells me what to do/does it for me. #worksmarternotharder

I just want to be friends with @EdGambleComedy purely for his knowledge of food places and company at said food places

@vickz_1990 If it’s something I would wear, it shouldn’t be a football kit

I love my team but this is really not the one. #arsenal

This is disgraceful. They’re not boats they’re people.

We’re going for it

@Buttfluff219 if you have a way of explaining that in normal words then I may get away with quoting a ~scientist~

When you know what an antidepressant is but you can’t reference yourself in an essay and no article will explain it simply without the phrase ‘serotonin reuptake inhibitors’.

It’s day whatever of not being able to sing so I’ve resulted in whistling along to songs instead

Thrilled to see this on the back of a bus… @parrotboy @VidiotsOfficial

@ScrambledAshton £600 for a whole flat! It costs that much for a room in south London

There's 10 people in this viewing all to see a tiny little one bed flat that some nutter thinks it's acceptable to charge £600 a month for... The absolute tomfoolery of the rental market my god

@alwayssunny @Buttfluff219

You decide.

@ThatPeterAustin Congrats! She is STUNNING

The full set of professional photos isn't due for a few weeks but we were sent a few preview shots today Truly the happiest day of my life!

@vickz_1990 Do You Hear the People Sing in answer to all those questions

First musical: Oliver Last musical: Hairspray Favourite musical: The Lion King Seen the most: The Lion King Wish I could have seen: Les Miserables (Concert 2019) Next musical: Moulin Rouge

Bloaty McBloatface. The lesser known mascot of #IBS

@croydon_king where can I find more information about My Ends and how do I get in touch?

@vickz_1990 You bet ya

@speed_emily IBS joys?

Why. Is my stomach. Doing this again.

@Buttfluff219 More like smacking the twiglet amirite

@speed_emily Not the vibe I need. Delet this.

"Smacking the diglet" is my new favourite euphemism for jacking off