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I’ve lived in Utah for 22 years and have never been to Sundance. I think I will be going for the first and last time to see @mariabamfoo and her movie. Such an amazing comedian and person.

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My Spotify wrapped called me an incel

Taking a gummy and listening to the Temptations. 10/10 Would recommend.

I’m sure God isn’t punishing BYU football players for going to see Adam Sandler on a Sunday.

Freddie Freeman has won 3 of the last 5 World Series.

We got a bonus World Series game

If Mookie strikes out he doesn’t get his necklaces anymore

It’s funny when fat people complain about babies on flights. It’s like, “Dude, nobody wants to sit next to you either.”

Everyone champions free speech until they hear something they don't like. The motives behind punishing speech are never pure, they are always about controlling a narrative and vengeance.

I really need Roquan Smith to get 1 tackle in this quarter

I like that people have “going out” jerseys. “This is the Rams jersey I wear to nice restaurants like Benihana.”

Derrick Henry just stiff armed a guy back to high school

Not Kyler Murray on my bench doing better than Joe Burrow

@SheaSerrano I watched that on vhs every week my freshman year of college. Love it.

they said i’d never find it they said it couldn’t be done

Dear Jerry Jones, Cash out already, man. You’ve done enough.

Once boarding schools start to get shot up maybe we’ll see the fuckers in charge start to give a shit.

Is the old guy from Honey Don’t saying “I love you” a gif yet?

I had a good time with a bunch of lesbians watching Honey Don’t in the theater yesterday.

Danny Trejo is 81 and walks with a cane and I’m still scared of him.