🦆The Real Housewives of Barrington High🦆

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🦆The Real Housewives of Barrington High🦆

@spengman

if you think I'm obnoxious on here, you should see me IRL

Gary, IN Katılım Aralık 2015

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Please read: nothing I say is satire, I am this obnoxious and awful in real life. I have excessively strong opinions and find most things to be a total delight and enjoy shoving it in people's faces. Do not engage with me under any circumstances for your own spiritual wellbeing

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Get up to much today, mate?

Who Is Gręgg🇿🇼?@greggislocallfc

Why is there some fella in town pretending to be Jesus whilst hanging from a cross whilst also blasting Michael Jackson tunes?

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Making crowquill tour with shai hulud is criminal. Cancel the soton show and let them play the hobbit instead yeno

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Mike ☭🇵🇸@xinspiteofx·5h

Drinking 3 litres of water a day really helps you increase your steps (you will constantly need to piss)!

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Love story between some yank working at this and the diva who works at the Costa in the MoD UK building. Call it bombs and beans, 2747382827272727£ in my pocket ty

Jeremy Herbert@DDayFilms

becoming an Evil Barista

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Jeremy Herbert@DDayFilms·1d

becoming an Evil Barista

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Kirei Kotomine@depressedpriest

Saw a couple having sex at the park today. Ran them over with my car until they died. I fucking hate sex so much

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The 44 ⚽️@The_Forty_Four·10h

It’s March…

The 44 ⚽️@The_Forty_Four

NO MORE INTERNATIONAL BREAKS UNTIL MARCH!!!🤩🤩🤩

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Andrew@andy_cov93·10h

Nike etc all struggle to work out why people use DH Gate. £89.99 for each of the REPLICA England World Cup shirts. £134.99 for the pro. That’s £179.98 / £269.98 PLUS postage, for the home and the away. I can have BOTH delivered from China in 7 days for less than £25.

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@vessel_deserted This and Universal soldier for a perfect afternoon

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Mortician - World Domination@vessel_deserted·8h

Currently filling the biggest “how have I not already seen this blindspot” since Citizen Kane this morning - Bloodsport for the first time

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Aquarium of the Pacific@AquariumPacific·1d

30 ✨ FLIRTY ✨ THRIVING Please join us in wishing Shelby the seal a very happy birthday! Shelby is one of the Aquarium’s original animals and was two years old when we opened in 1998. Photos by Robin Riggs 🎂

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emily bengaltiger 🐱❤️‍🔥@emilyjobot·16h

my dad is eating strawberries and whipped cream and tully is waiting for his bite of whipped cream

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mooms : expert@Danny_McMoomins·1d

Imagine if you will, a bongo flick called The Strait of Horniez. Handsome oil tanker captains must negotiate safe passage through a stretch of water patrolled by militant busty stunners, with sexy consequences.

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Jesus Christ this is dark

Guilherme Nunes@guilhernunes_

social worker giving the news that the kitten has to go live in an orphanage

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Herbuurna 🦭🇵🇷@grindgod26·1d

He controls all the foam

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Miss_seal🦭@miss_seaal·1d

Happy International Seal Day!

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Herbuurna 🦭🇵🇷@grindgod26·1d

Theres no speedometer in the car, the seal just kinda guess how fast youre going and tells you every now and then

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🦆The Real Housewives of Barrington High🦆@spengman·1d

Took my horrible body out and moshed topless to 6 ft ditch cover but is it more or less embarrassing that being in your mid-30s and being taken out the show for smelling too much of weed

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Escorted out of the hobbit for moshing. New one lads

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Leaks About Pop World@leaks_aboutpop·2d

🚨🤯| The security guard of Chappell Roan who mistreated Jorginho’s stepdaughter, from Flamengo, who happens to be Jude Law’s daughter! Read below the statement made by Jorginho. (Translated into English)

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