Project Snail Gary

You CAN handle my strongest potions, traveler! Commission me to draw you whatever potion you need for your adventures!

thinking back fondly upon wranch&spanch on this fine tuesday afternoon

she doesn't care that my pasta water is boiling and i only have so much lunch break

gradual uptick in low-rumbling buzz about The OA coming back........... lowk the 'cancellation" could be the best integration into the true third dimension they could 5D chess the fuck out of this shit if they wanted to. anyways eVERYONE GO WATCH THE OA

why are people focused on getting trans people out of sports. wanna talk about an unfair advantage? we should be banning toby fox characters from tumblr sexyman polls

@gostism it truly is this serious #ToMe

you too can get cool gifts from people if you simply sound like this 24/7

our station engineer just gifted me this rocket ship lamp i am SO chuffed

daily pain getting so bad im thinkin i better preemptively throw out my leftover hydro lest i resort to expired opioids 🫩

this guy rules so hard for real i love my grandpa he is so cool

heartwarming! this 92-year-old man still fixes my chainsaw for me the old fashioned way

finally done and the pharmacist sent over a treat for nasa so i'm forgiving the undeniable snail's pace lmao

never been more Stuck In The Pharmacy Drive Thru than i am right now. can we please speed this up i have my daughter in the back and she is going to be late to dance practice.

so-called "free thinkers" when a new batch of jortiz cameos hit the towers

i realize now that my tweet about Trans Guy Twitter has gone viral, people may come to my account and see that i Look Like This. just know that, while i do not NEEEEEED the top scars and testosterone to prove myself as a trans guy, i do have them. thank you.

why am i lowk giving jackie taylor in this pic. gee i hope nothing bad happens to me

my old favorite restaurant was literally cheaper to get as doordash than pickup. i was spamming that shit like crazy. coincidentally they also recently shut down forever

@glyphhwitchh @WinterlsNear i think theyre more saying it's bs that i only have kind thoughts. and they're right! but i won't say any of the negative ones outright bcus at the end of the day it's not my body and everyone has different taste in tattoos/art. my opinion has no weight, so why say it all ya know

@WinterlsNear failing to see how it's bullshit when many trans people get murdered just for being trans. the wrong person seeing the tattoo and getting it could be dangerous

horrible things happening over here on trans guy twitter btw

happy monday. thinking about this again

god these new twitter updates are so ass. photo previews suck. why arent my rts on my main page. where is my media tab.

feeling out of place everywhere u go

coming back to clarify: the concept lowk goes off and could work as grafitti or smth else. but ig if he wants to have a big "i have/had a uterus!" tattoo on him, that is his choice! mostly i just worry for his safety in the event that the wrong people understand what it means.

i have to mute this because i have a full time job. if anyone says anything really funny pls send it to me via carrier pigeon