Nic Perry

@LeaderJohnThune Hi John! We share the same Alma Mater! You’re a piece of shit

Since we regained the majority in January, our Republican team has been laser-focused on achieving the mission before us today. Now we’re here – passing legislation that will make America safer, stronger, and more prosperous.

@elonmusk Baby girl, all I’ve seen is your tweets and they’re damaging enough.

It’s wild 😂

@ihatejoelkim I am not society

All I’m holding onto at this point is my therapist promising me im loveable and the slim chance Disenchanted is good.

Y’all who don’t understand the sexy baby line clearly have never felt like the monster on the hill

@braden__david @prockidile Our burden is heavy

@sperrycole96 @prockidile is the only other I know

Idk why for my whole adult life I’m the only one of my friends who has had a printer

This fake Joe video isn’t even on Fox News?

Somehow my tik tok has been all aliens, societal collapse, end of world, biblical prophecy for the last week. I’m trying to ignore, but also I’m pretty convinced now. We should all be concerned for mid-August.

I think, in general, food is being way over sauced these days.

Really sucks that to live anywhere in this country that’s kinda less depressing than everywhere else you have to pay 20 times more.

Waiting for my Mother’s Day surprises because I’m always the mom of the friend group.

My mother yet again insulted Harry Styles. “He creeps me out” “Why can’t he just pick a side? Boy clothes or girl clothes” “The girl clothes aren’t even good picks. Not stylish” I can only endure this so many times before I might need to block.

@themichaelcaine Hey man

Hello!

@UncleBert13 If I had to guess, I’d say you were listing off things of future value!

Love, gold, mortal kombat 11, lying, bullets, hair

In 2nd grade they put a scale at the front of the room and weighed all of us in front of the class and wrote our weight on the board. The purpose? Lesson on averages. Just now fully realizing this trauma.

That Olive Garden gnocchi soup WASNT GOOD. We all pretended it was.

Just watch this video. Just watch.

I didn’t think being on a 30 minute call with Albertsons about a ten dollar cookie cake would be on the docket today but here we are.

Tbh the best part of being an adult is still just being able to have water in bed