Louise Leigh is not here any more

@cathyreaywrites ALSO: This and the lottery love to fund new, exciting “projects” rather than the actual working costs of charities that provide excellent existing services

@dalyashleydrH2o @EleanorMorton They played it at a relative's funeral, with the organ and it was like pornography for tears. Everyone just let go at once

@EleanorMorton highland cathedral could have that effect on anyone with a soul tbh

Tfw you're Scottish and you hear bagpipes

@EleanorMorton I mean... Highland Cathedral will 100% do that to me. My brother plays pibroch (sorry for not doing the full spelling) and it remains BAFFLING

@sianharries_ Nobody wanted to fuck Linda. That's what I'm taking from this.

‘We didn’t have sex before marriage in the past and marital rape was legal until 1991’

@63FANTILLI Or if you have to carry epipens? Or other medication?

can we talk about how arenas are increasingly doing no bag policies and that's especially hard for people who menstrate bc most of these arenas don't have free hygiene products so what are we supposed to do if we have our periods

@Faybe1989 @RachCreeger @yespaulineeyre @NadiaSohawon @glitterjo @sianharries_ @JulietteBurton @EsylltMair @PamelaJoanne94 @lucyportercomic @SharonRobertsUK @harrietkemsley @VixLeyton @AndyBailieComic @bronactitley @VixHamBarritt @MCabournSmith @sarahbennetto @hannahwarman @lauralexx @samanthabaines @johnbond75babe @Wendy_Wason @IamRichWilson @HIGPFY @Isysuttie @rachelparris @Roisinconaty @sueperkins @Hayles_Ellis @suziruffell @NiamhAWalsh @YurikoComedy @CharlieVMartin @tiffstevenson @AngelaBarnes @KerryAGodliman @FunnySuzyB @tweetyedmondson @CamilleUcan @rosejohnno @kiripritchardmc @RachelFairburn @CrushedbyMCS Oh god...

@speshmagiclady @RachCreeger @yespaulineeyre @NadiaSohawon @glitterjo @sianharries_ @JulietteBurton @EsylltMair @PamelaJoanne94 @lucyportercomic @SharonRobertsUK @harrietkemsley @VixLeyton @AndyBailieComic @bronactitley @VixHamBarritt @MCabournSmith @sarahbennetto @hannahwarman @lauralexx @samanthabaines @johnbond75babe @Wendy_Wason @IamRichWilson @HIGPFY @Isysuttie @rachelparris @Roisinconaty @sueperkins @Hayles_Ellis @suziruffell @NiamhAWalsh @YurikoComedy @CharlieVMartin @tiffstevenson @AngelaBarnes @KerryAGodliman @FunnySuzyB @tweetyedmondson @CamilleUcan @rosejohnno @kiripritchardmc @RachelFairburn @CrushedbyMCS Haha as if… come on mate, it’s me we’re talking about here! ☺️ Oral antibiotics doing sweet FA as usual, I’m getting iller by the day and I’ve started coughing up blood again. I’m pretty sure I’m gonna end up in hospital imminently so I’m just trying to ride the wave now xxx

New #FayesBaes thread 💖 @Roisinconaty @Wendy_Wason @Isysuttie @sianharries_ @PRVix @sueperkins @IamRichWilson @lauralexx @Hayles_Ellis @suziruffell @JenBrister @JennyBede @NadiaSohawon @SuzanneShaw @hannahwarman @EsylltMair @NiamhAWalsh @rachelparris @MCabournSmith @bronactitley

@soapyhnnh Oh as if that wasn't why I did it in 1990 as well! Come on! Don't think this is new

@LauraRbnsn Or you know, forced to work for free for a man who doesn't love you and kids who will leave you worn out and with no money-earning skills. SO FUN!

This is why we need the liberal arts. No one who has even a passing familiarity with American or European history thinks that until recently women lived lives of sterling mental health frolicking in fields and making crafts. You don't want to work, babygirl. I get it. Work

@VeryBadLlama Period dramas have a LOT to answer for

"our great-grandmothers were so much happier staying home with no jobs" congrats on the generational wealth, I hope your great-grandma waved at mine as she walked to her full-time job at the factory

@thomgodd @spankybackpack @hellothisisivan How cool! Thank you so much for letting me know x

@speshmagiclady @spankybackpack @hellothisisivan In the early 1980s she was the highest paid female comedy actor in the UK, headlining 4 West End comedy hits. She was also on TV, some of it is on my mum’s YouTube Channel: m.youtube.com/channel/UCCTg5…

Need to find out if there are any celebs who did the big 3 of Call My Bluff, Blankety Blank AND Give Us a Clue - the British panel game equivalent of an EGOT

@i_iratus Who have they written this for? Literally WHO is going to think anything other than "actually, fair enough they should probably not have 60 properties AND the winter fuel payments" And YEAH 60 properties SHOULD be a full-time job.

@RachCreeger @yespaulineeyre @Faybe1989 @NadiaSohawon @glitterjo @sianharries_ @JulietteBurton @EsylltMair @PamelaJoanne94 @lucyportercomic @SharonRobertsUK @harrietkemsley @VixLeyton @AndyBailieComic @bronactitley @VixHamBarritt @MCabournSmith @sarahbennetto @hannahwarman @lauralexx @samanthabaines @johnbond75babe @Wendy_Wason @IamRichWilson @HIGPFY @Isysuttie @rachelparris @Roisinconaty @sueperkins @Hayles_Ellis @suziruffell @NiamhAWalsh @YurikoComedy @CharlieVMartin @tiffstevenson @AngelaBarnes @KerryAGodliman @FunnySuzyB @tweetyedmondson @CamilleUcan @rosejohnno @kiripritchardmc @RachelFairburn @CrushedbyMCS Fingers crossed you're getting the right care for this latest infection xxx x

@yespaulineeyre @speshmagiclady @Faybe1989 @NadiaSohawon @glitterjo @sianharries_ @JulietteBurton @EsylltMair @PamelaJoanne94 @lucyportercomic @SharonRobertsUK @harrietkemsley @VixLeyton @AndyBailieComic @bronactitley @VixHamBarritt @MCabournSmith @sarahbennetto @hannahwarman @lauralexx @samanthabaines @johnbond75babe @Wendy_Wason @IamRichWilson @HIGPFY @Isysuttie @rachelparris @Roisinconaty @sueperkins @Hayles_Ellis @suziruffell @NiamhAWalsh @YurikoComedy @CharlieVMartin @tiffstevenson @AngelaBarnes @KerryAGodliman @FunnySuzyB @tweetyedmondson @CamilleUcan @rosejohnno @kiripritchardmc @RachelFairburn @CrushedbyMCS It's still #ThursFaye in at least half of the world xx

@MsAshleyDavies Tell you what, if you put on Jump by Van Halen before you chop celery, the experience is *unparalleled*

@peafromthed Smear

I am coming to @LeicsComedyFest on 13th Feb next year and I'm already IMMODERATELY EXCITED to bring this show back in its completed form, having subjected lovely Leicesterians to it in its most chaotic form last year justthetonic.com/leicester-come…

@EleanorMorton @Lenniesaurus Ooh very starstruck! (for both of you)

Thank you @Lenniesaurus for having me on The Arts Mix on radio Scotland today! Book link here! linktr.ee/llfhw

@clhubes clutching each other and weeping but you dgaf because you're BRIDE

@clhubes The one second from the right appears to be literally sobbing because she isn't the bride.

@clhubes It looks SO relaxing

This is the best thing I've ever seen.