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@Dave_is_Elvis Daveiselvis speaks the truth

Pope stays on his line and we win this. His decision to come out completely turned the game on its head. Been a great signing, like Burn he needs to come out of the team asap. Not good enough, again. #NUFC

@partonite @gamesyouloved Used to shit myself when granny got you 😂

@gamesyouloved Granny's Garden BBC Micro.

Age yourself with gaming

@wealth_united_ @Cantonaology Aye but have ya seen his text messages about the totem pole

Ryan Giggs. • 13 PL titles. • Most assists in PL’s history. • Lost just 87 games in 632 games. 🤯 They put “hazard” in the PL hall of fame before this guy btw…

Newcastle city hall

@80s_Kidz Being able to play the Nintendo and Sega Master System downstairs for free when we didn’t have one at home

What's the first thing you think of when you remember Woolworths?

@AVGirl4Life The Westoe Triangle

ONE Place ?

@FACT290 Both amazing albums. To say a country mile is insane for any lover of this kind of music

Roses by a country mile!

@DevinOlsenn The pure laziness of Americans on show for the world to see

FSD V14.1 Spends 20 Minutes Looking For Parking Spot at Costco This video is sped up 35x once we get hunting for a spot and during that time the car pulls of some really inellegent moves while searching. We did not once pass any empty available spots, the only issue is we didn't go deeper into the parking lot to search and we didn't sit and wait for people who are unloading their carts. I will post the longer narrated copy of this in a bit - but this honestly is incredible... the other thing worth noting is during the entire 20 minutes we searched for a spot not ONCE did a human driver or pedestrian look at the car and question what it was doing, we fit in the entire time very naturally.

@UnitedStandMUFC 2

How many points from #mufc’s next 5 fixtures? Liverpool (A) Brighton (H) Nottingham Forest (A) Tottenham (A) Everton (H)

@IL0VEthe80s Maaaac! Get to the chopperrrrr

@BoneheadsPage Take care bonehead. Seen you’s in Manchester this year and it was a belta

@FergieUtdEra @UnitedStandMUFC 7…? We’ve only got 7 all season 😂😂

7, to be honest. The manager has to up his game, and the players have to start performing as well. We can't have players hiding under the manager. For some matches, they have to say to themselves, "We are good enough to beat them; we don't need a manager for that." But the sad part is they needed tactics from the manager to draw against Grimsby. What can one even expect when playing a PL side?

Man United's next three games... 🐈‍⬛ Sunderland (H) 🔴 Liverpool (A) 🔵 Brighton (H) How many points? 👇

@UnitedRedscom Go 4 at the back

If you could give Ruben Amorim one piece of advice, what would it be?

@Tim_Burgess I thought it was Ibiza final boss. Are yous related?

We’ve been here before guys 😉

@msj_photo Were they actually drinking wine all day during the shoot or were they just props?

31 years ago TODAY! since Oasis' debut album DEFINITELY MAYBE was released – I shot the cover at Stratford Avenue in Manchester – a difficult and challenging shoot for a whole host of reasons – all questions welcome #Oasis #DefinitelyMaybe #Oasis #Oasis25 #Oasislive25 #OnThisDay

@TRobinsonNewEra What about women putting cats in bins?

This is how dogs are treat in Pakistan. Anyone who harms dogs are below scum. x.com/RadioGenoa/sta…

@UTDMaI It’s actually scary how many people think we’re going to win the league this season

Realistically, who stops this team from winning it all?

@OasisArchives @oasis @NoelGallagher @liamgallagher What I love about this post is that so many folk suggest songs that are absolute BANGERS. And there is no correct answer

The best Oasis b-side is ______ ?

@petercrouch He wouldn’t be allowed to. He’d be told to pass immediately

Imagine him playing in today’s game 😳

@dipsMUFC Can’t be saying it Shesko man. Or youre as bad as the awful Skoda advert

How do we say his name? It’s not SES-KO is it? More like SHESKO?