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Portland, OR Katılım Kasım 2015
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my coworkers told me they actually don’t mind how long I take in the bathroom! they said a man’s gotta do what he’s gotta do! nothing but love for my team 👊
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slept through therapy and now prepared to have an amazing day!
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SIMMS@777simms·
I nearly fell off this boat multiple times
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Spider Dragon sense told me Joslin had this one easy, #gamblerswhowin
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@quartersnacks what the hell is that thang in the back
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Stubby Duckworth@StubbyDuckworth·
New curb to hyperfixate over for the next few weeks
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bossman can’t even fathom how much money I’ve saved the company by being 5-10 minutes late to work every day the last 3.9 years 😮‍💨
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Joel@GoodMorningJoel·
@Jokamundo A regional Hawaiian dish served with gravy and a fried egg. Never made one myself but I've got a packet of instant gravy sitting around that would be put to good use here youtu.be/HAA1jJ0YzuA?si…
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Jokamundo@Jokamundo·
im gonna invent a hamburger over rice
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THE WAR REPORT@thewarreport23·
the bright side of all this is that poosey chuck schumer has zero chance of re-election and put a cherry made of shit on top of his illustrious political career. did he have a suicide pact with biden to completely fuck the american people?
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ultimate come up at work today. this is why we do it y’all
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when I was a kid playing in the burger king playplace with a kid I just met, I went down the slide and he yelled at me to try to climb back up and when I did he peed down the slide and got pee all over me
jake rhodes@jakebrodes

When I was a kid I was at McDonald’s at the top of the slide with another kid. He said go go go! And pushed me down into the dark. When I got out of the slide he was somehow waiting for me at the bottom. I told my mom about it and she said I’m glad you made a friend honey

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@lildashdance Brother, I’ve been late since I’ve had shit to be to. Doing this damn thing my whole fucking life
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Naxy@lildashdance·
@spider_dragon1 be the change you want to see in the world
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everyone at work finally following my lead of showing up 5-10 minutes late I love to see it
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Pablo.Soccer
Pablo.Soccer@coolandfunnyguy·
Listening to Fiona Apple as a man
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Stubby Duckworth@StubbyDuckworth·
NEW @ProperSkateFTW VID PREMIERING NEXT THURSDAY AT COMMONWEALTH &&& ONLINE NEXT WEEKEND
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