-danny

hell yeah

Your honor i thought we were friends

i never beg except when it’s to differ

let’s fucking get that damn spark back.

that gap in my resume is from when i was interviewing the vampire

It’s very possible that things are going to turn out even better than you ever imagined.

Your honor this isnt you

Sorry I can’t I have generational laundry to do

Suck a man’s dick and he’ll cum once. Teach a man to suck dick and he’ll be like that’s really not something I’m interested in. Could you just suck my dick again? Men these days don’t want to learn anything

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something please let me know

it's time to get more aggressive about the life you want

I do not care if people think I'm crazy as long as they also think I'm hot

Does anyone know what to do

telling the mailman to stay the fuck away from my family

I'm pushing on pull doors in buildings you've never heard of

when do i get my adult penis

(Angriest ive ever been in my life) oh yeah thats fine

oopsies lost myself for about six years there

They’re pissing me off at the pissing me off factory