david james keaton

The last movie you saw in theaters is the way you die.

There are worse things than the male loneliness epidemic.

Timothée Chalamet as Shia LaBeouf as Marty Supreme.

If you could change the ending of one movie what would it be?

Can somebody save this book from the dreaded THIRTEEN reviews. On a Friday the 13th no less. [hand over earpiece]: Wait, what's today? Oh. Anyway, maybe slap a sentence on here if you read it? amazon.com/Head-Cleaner-D…

Hundreds of entertainment reporters out there itching to deploy FORMULA WON as a headline if F1 takes Best Picture.

The Othello Club by J.D. Pennington is getting a six-part series on Paramount+, titled ‘The Revenge Club’! The Series Is Set To Star Martin Compston, Aimée-Ffion Edwards, Meera Syal, Sharon Rooney, Douglas Henshall and Chaneil Kular. deadline.com/2025/06/mart...

I went to the nearest Barnes & Noble and awkwardly explained to someone at the help desk that I had a new book out and asked where it might be (it's genre fluid) and it was faced out (!) Then she took some pictures, had me sign them, and said they sold a copy. A win/win/win.

"A far-out premise, and Keaton doesn't shy away from it: a wacky, entertaining, occasionally terrifying story, light and breezy on the surface but with dark undercurrents that keep the reader just a little bit off-kilter. If that sounds like great fun, you're right." -Booklist

Get yourself someone who looks at you the way everyone in the last Mission Impossible movie looks at small objects.

Out tomorrow! P.S. today is the last day to get a NetGalley copy of Head Cleaner for review before they archive it: netgalley.com/catalog/book/7…

missed me mfer

Listen to The Arc Party! And pre-order mah book.

On the shelf in 3 weeks. Pre-order here: penguinrandomhouse.com/books/791236/h…

Excited to find this waiting on my porch. Let's crack this egg...

Me ruining the end of Zootopia 2 for everybody on their way in.

Fred Durst wishes you a merry christm woah did you guys see that

From December 13th-25th, get 55% off physical book purchases (including pre-orders like HEAD CLEANER) when you use the code DATURA55 at checkout. Link below. Includes free eBook. daturabooks.com/product/head-c…

"Funny, poetic, and wonderfully colloquial. Humor, aggression, random opinions, and perilous susceptibility to surprising acts of revenge. Blood Meridian but with a refreshing addition of humor." -Ron Hansen, author of The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

PIG IRON over at Vol. 1 Brooklyn today. vol1brooklyn.com/2025/11/25/aft…