❤️ 𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙋𝙊𝙍𝙆𝙀𝙍 ❤️

════⋆❤⋆════ 𝕀𝕥 𝕔𝕒𝕟 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕨𝕖𝕣𝕚𝕕𝕖𝕣! ════ ⋆❤⋆ ════ 「#MarvelRP/#SpiderManRP」

Sitting on @TrueBetaRayBill's shoulder, munching on a hotdog.

𝑶𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝒄𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒚, 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝐊𝐎𝐑𝐁𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐓𝐄 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒏𝒕 𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒔𝒐 𝒎𝒖𝒄𝒉 𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒏, 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅𝒏'𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒂𝒓𝒆, 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒚 𝒕𝒊𝒕𝒍𝒆𝒔....

"...Think I should tell Bill what smash or pass means-"

"Huh. Sounds like you've gone through a lot there."

"Hmm... Wait... Actually, what are you?"

@TrueBetaRayBill "Yeah! I get that a lot!" Porker responds, whilst he swung through the streets with Bill accompanying him.

@spiderhamism “My pizza…” A frown came over his features before he gingerly set the box down at a nearby table. He then claimed his weapon from his belt, gave it a swing and lifted off the sidewalk to give chase after SH. “You’re quite fast for a pig, I must say!”

@TrueBetaRayBill Porker stood in front of the Korbinite, just staring up at him with a confused expression. "Sooooooo... I'm guessing your some kind of talking animal with superpowers like me or something like that?"

"I meaaaaan... You kinda look like one."

@TrueBetaRayBill people in the area were running from.

@TrueBetaRayBill "Looks like we'll have to-" Before Porker can finish what he was going to say, he's cut off by the sounds of people screaming and running away from something. "Neeeevermind. Let's go!" Thwiping his web to a nearby building, the pig swings off in the direction that the--->

@TrueBetaRayBill "It's a figure of speech." Porker says, watching Bill look at the pizza box, then back at him. "Y'know? Fun stuff. Things that people tend to do together on their spare time."

@spiderhamism “Plate?” Bill looked to the pizza box he still carried then back to his friend “No plate. Only a box. What do you mean by ‘hang out’?”

"Oh hey, Noir! Fancy seeing you here! I'm doing great! What about you? How's it hanging?" He snickers at the pun he threw in. "Heheh! Get it?"

@TrueBetaRayBill "Yeah, if you'd be up for it." He says, his tone rather casual whilst he conversed with the other. "Well, as long as you don't have anything else on your plate, y'know?"

@spiderhamism “Hang out?” Bill’s head tilted while his features gave a puzzled look. “I do not understand. You wish to ‘hang out’?”

Hanging upside down from a web. "Heya!"

@TrueBetaRayBill "Hmm..." Crossing his arms over his stomach, Porker thinks for a moment. After pondering for a little bit, he looks right back up at Bill. "Say, how about we go hang out or something?"

@spiderhamism “Perhaps I had a good teacher.” He smile a bit and nodded “Well, what is next for the mighty Spider-Ham?”

@TrueBetaRayBill Porker snorts at the pun that Bill comes up with right on the spot. "...Yep, I got it! You're already a natural at this, big guy!" He compliments the other, now smiling from behind his mask.

@spiderhamism “Perhaps you should stop /horsing/ around..?” Another snort left him before a hand rose to cover his face for a moment before lowering. “Do you understand? Many think and call me a horse.”

"It sure is easy to catch that Bill guy off guard."

“It would appear that even the swine version of the Spider-Man is just as humorous.”

@TrueBetaRayBill "That easy, huh?" Porker gives off a playful expression to Bill after saying this. "Alright, I'll stop for now. Although, I'm still BACON up some more puns, but only for later!"

@spiderhamism He waved a hand in an attempt to make his friend stop. “Please, do not continue. I have an appearance to uphold.” But unfortunately, he could not. His hand rose again to cover his mouth and ultimately he turned away to chuckle a bit before spinning back around.

@TrueBetaRayBill need to hide it! My puns are pretty hot, y'know? So hot that I'm hamming up!"

@TrueBetaRayBill "Haha! Gotcha there, didn't I?" Porker playfully questions, before cracking out his own laugh whilst he looked up to Bill. He saw his expression and despite his efforts trying to hide them, he already saw right through them. "I knew you'd find it funny, big guy! You don't--->