Kalealou

Now that is funny

Heartbreak comes in many forms. Today I was heartbroken to find out I had plans later.

Trump sets the prices at buffalo exchange

Does the tv use less energy when it’s paused? Seems like yes

I’m doing it. The triple heist. (Hitting all three love island villas, South Africa, Fiji, Spain, at the same time on the same night).

High heels to the museum so I walk slow n careful

Are all apps free now?

Letterboxed interviews… that camera… so high def… see every molecule on the persons face

Why does eating leftover pancakes or waffles make my mouth feel tight

A Frog’s Résumé - Class pet (3rd grade), 2022-23 - Throat residency, 2023-25 - Prince in disguise, 2025- current Professional, motivated individual. You say “jump” I say “how high?”

Would you rather smell like fridge or microwave

Picture this

I love all my tv shows 🩷 I love them so much and I love watching them! Like a garden full of flowers 💐 but I don’t have enough water 😩 for all of them! Ugh

Athletes, I hope you sleep well knowing your jobs are safe from AI ❤️

Do you rent or own?

There was a time when YouTube videos traveled via word of mouth

He has come to a decision

We should bring back kneeing for the national anthem

Lorne is ripping his hair out rn trying to decide if he should ask Connor storrie or Hudson to host SNL

So you know nothing. No one. Ok

Starting a sentence with “I don’t know who needs to hear this” is the ultimate self sabotage