The Fastest Thing Alive!

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The Fastest Thing Alive!

@spikyblueguy

That guy you saw all over TV in the 90's. Stopping Eggman since '91. Eggs (specifically mustachio'd, evil ones) DNI

Speeding around the world! Katılım Ocak 2025

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The Fastest Thing Alive!@spikyblueguy·2 Nis

Just cleared all the tweets that creep made now. I apologize for anyone he uh... inconvenienced, honestly.

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The Fastest Thing Alive!@spikyblueguy·4h

Oh, 200. Thanks, everyone!

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The Fastest Thing Alive!@spikyblueguy·7h

@WistfulQuills dw i got it

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Wistful (Dess Lover)@WistfulQuills·9h

Oh god

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The Eggman@ASleepyEgg·13h

Need I remind you that ladies should not be called that? The same goes for anyone in the Eggman Empire. Failure to abide by this will result in robotomization.

awacc@alienwacc

> showed up > liked fat bitches > died amazing run haibara

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@Genociderabbit @catslip2 @SilentManJoe It actually doesn't cost anything to use the slots in Casino Night. If you lose rings, it's just part of the game. Good on Eggman for that one.

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night but my ass is #SharkyTwT@Genociderabbit·14h

@catslip2 @spikyblueguy @SilentManJoe HE SPEEL ALL HIS MONEY ON A CASINO OF EGGMAN

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SilentManJoe@SilentManJoe·1d

YOU'RE NOT ROBOTICIZING HER

The Eggman@ASleepyEgg

@SilentManJoe I can fix her predicament.

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The Fastest Thing Alive!@spikyblueguy·17h

@SeraTheHolyOne Something interesting.

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𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙎𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙥𝙝@SeraTheHolyOne·2d

Tell me something interesting

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The Fastest Thing Alive!@spikyblueguy·17h

@ASleepyEgg @Daereamart @KornArt3 @LucasDanielCab6 Yeah.

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The Eggman@ASleepyEgg·1d

@Daereamart @KornArt3 @LucasDanielCab6 @spikyblueguy temporary alliance?

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KornArt@KornArt3·1d

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG (2006)

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Meika Mikoto of the Eggman Empire@zesty_egg·2d

i like how he causes 99% of his own problems, dude would genuinely have ruled the world atp if he wasn't the master of digging his own grave

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The Fastest Thing Alive!@spikyblueguy·17h

I've tried to tell him this he genuinely will not listen to me

Meika Mikoto of the Eggman Empire@zesty_egg

i like how he causes 99% of his own problems, dude would genuinely have ruled the world atp if he wasn't the master of digging his own grave

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@Genociderabbit @SilentManJoe Donate??????? What did you think I did, keep them all to myself?

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night but my ass is #SharkyTwT@Genociderabbit·1d

@spikyblueguy @SilentManJoe You dont like, TAKE RINGS EVERY SINGLE DAY? What you do with that??

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Lost Internet@LostMemeArchive·1d

Butterdog (2020)

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The Fastest Thing Alive!@spikyblueguy·1d

@ASleepyEgg that literally aint me bro that's a game

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The Eggman@ASleepyEgg·1d

Notice how Sonic, the so called "hero" is killing innocents, once again proving that we are the only ones who strive to perform acts of heroism. It all starts by the extermination of the blue pest. By joining, you can fight menaces like Sonic. Glory to the Eggman Empire!