Tom

@TDBank_US why do you limit Essential Banking accounts for minors to only ONE parent and not allow access for both? We’re looking for alternatives instead of using your bank in the future…

@SirEviscerate Sigh… we can’t just send direct messages like we used to…

I decided today that I’m going to see if I can find the restaurant with the highest number of brothers. I am on strike and have nothing better to do with my time. Please join me.

When the hibachi chef is about to throw you a shrimp

And they don’t use runners or trays, so for a large party it takes about 10 minutes to walk all the plates from the kitchen to the table.

30 minutes in and we don’t have appetizers. It’s a Saturday night, still early in the evening… they’re out of calamari and New York strip steak. That’s absurd…

Thinking about tweeting out this ongoing lousy @Cheesecake Factor experience, but I don’t know if Twitter will be around that long…

felt cute might bury dad later idk

Also, the GOP:

Elon Musk Sues Mark Zuckerberg For Being Better At Profiting Off Someone Else’s Idea bit.ly/44gdRaf

How it started: How it is going:

you there, boy! what microblogging app is this?

A group of San Franciscans realized that they can disable Waymo and Cruise robotaxis by placing a traffic cone on the vehicle's hood. They're now encouraging others to do it: "Hell no, we do not consent to this."

Wow… the @Cheesecake only allows reservations for 6 people at a time. So if you have a party of 12 you can’t actually make a reservation for the whole party. Does @elonmusk run them now?

Elon Musk fixing twitter.

Non blue ticks collecting their daily tweet rations, 2023 (colorised)