Spinch 🪲

We did it

Do you ever think maybe the genie is intentionally misinterpreting the wish?

King Bumi was the ultimate sleeper build.

I'm turning 28 tomorrow. Today is the last day it'll still be cool for me to kill myself.

Sometimes people who are really busy are actually just really slow.

RIP Gollum he would have loved fish oil tablets.

My girlfriend just asked me if I'd heard about what was happening with Pete Diddy.

Timidly Chalamet looks brittle.

I was never good at RTS games cos I played them like the Sims

You know what, maybe a lil delusion of grandeur isn't such a bad thing.

@50mgzoloft I don’t have a degree. I don’t have assets. I don’t have programming skills. I don’t have talent. I don’t have experience. I have an IQ far below 100. I have never had an original thought in my life.

I don’t have a degree. I don’t have assets. I don’t have programming skills. I don’t have talent. I don’t have experience. I have an IQ far below 100. I have never had an original thought in my life. I make $3 million/year as an AI researcher on the basis of my love alone. ^_^

@lilsketch 🐶🐱🥹

prove it 🤍😳😘

HATE tadpoles. LOVE frogs.

I always thought milady was the friends we made along the way

@SCHIZO_FREQ Idk if you're being serious but it's unbelievably relatable.

My gf is taller than me unless I'm wearing this one specific pair of boots and I'm scared she'll leave me the second I take them off

@Grimezsz Boop boop

Dopamine disregulation en masse

Lips are kind of weird hey. It's like the inside of your mouth overflowing a bit.

@maxisawesome538 Milady

are these pfps nfts or what whats the backstory

I sometimes consider becoming a pathological liar.

@0xPresley Fiiigma

teaching myself how to design on figma this is fun :3

@0xPresley When I was little I had a plastic toy of this and I pressed it against the fireplace door and was shocked and saddened when it's feet melted

I just learned so much about these things