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#Heat #Hornets Fuckin Con Nipple nurpled every slip! #NBAplayoffs are here though baby! I’ll be honest, most of these playoffs gonna be hate watches, pulling for who I dislike the least.

2 hours to fumble through my taxes, 2 hours to come down from the stress, zero dopamine, zero sense of accomplishment, just relief it’s over so I can move on to the next bullshit thing…that’s all life is for a lot of people, and it’s fucked up, it used to not be that way…

They definitely softened it up so guys could make a run at Rory, right? Damn near everybody under par on Saturday at Augusta is weird, right? I mean, you gotta hit the shots, but still… no souls being eaten isn’t #TheMasters

I did 7 brackets. My brother did 6, my dad did 4… my little sister did 1. She fucking won. #FamilyMadness #MarchMadness

@ColinzCody @SainAsylum @boo38133 Memphis REPRESENT!

One thing about the M, if you dish it out, you'd better be able to take it.. Plenty of Memphians had time for LeBron today!🤣⌚️

Jesus… I guess I’d rather get blown out in the elite 8 than FUCKING BLOW IT like Duke. WTF JUST HAPPENED. #Marchmadness

As a lifelong fan of all sports, there are only 2 coaches that I (almost painfully) loathe. And they both coach bball for the U of Connecticut. #MarchMadness

How do you take Rick Barnes and 3 straight elite 8s for granted? This is how. 2 blow outs & a 40/16 piece by Edey in #Elite8 action; brutal when relative parity exists in NCAAMBB. #Vols #GBO 😤🤦‍♂️Whatever, I’m just heated and emotional. We overachieved this yr, and that’s better.

2 on Carey & Okpara. In 9 mins. Refs have already taken this game from us… I’m not saying they weren’t fouls, not saying they aren’t calling it both ways, but, that’s what the fuck I worried about. Refs aren’t letting either team play. #Vols #Michigan #Elite8

Please just let them play, refs! Don’t take the paint warfare from us… #GBO #Vols #Elite8 #MarchMadness

That shit was awesome #Braves!!! Good heavens I have missed that. GS walk-off. That was allllllllllllright. 👏👏👏👏😎

Braves Braves Braves… fucking around with challenges in the 1st inning is insanity. You don’t take a piss on both get outta jail free cards IN THE 1ST!!! WTAF!? I don’t get y’all on TV anymore, this is a treat for me, and I got the booger jelly belly.

@GrizzliesPR @memgrizz @chicagobulls We passed maddening, then comical, now comfortably at who gives a shit.. At least some g-leaguers are getting their nba shot. Take that shit fellas.

Status Report: @memgrizz vs @chicagobulls, March 28

ELITE! #GBO #Vols Play fuckin Rocky Top!

#FreeTiger! Come on fuzz, criminals running free every fucking where and y’all gonna arrest Tiger for being loopy after a wreck? 1/2 the fuckers on the road driving under the influence of prescription meds. If no one was hurt, free his ass. I’ll go down with Tiger’s ship. 🤩😍😎

#MLB #Yankees #Giants #OpeningDay Did I see this right!? Fuckin Netflix? FUCKING NETFLIX!? 🤦‍♂️ Go Giants!

Men’s bball, 9 seed just upset a 1 seed. Women’s bball, 9 seed is down 67-12 to a 1 seed… 67-12 in 21 mins. That ain’t good for anything. #Uconn 😐#MarchSadness

#Gators drew up an 8 second play with 4.5 on the clock… 😏 #MarchMadness

@dmiles_13 No class and happy to lose money😂👍 you’re definitely in that “Florida man” group that gets arrested everyday for some dumb drunk shit.

@spinning_will So did I, glad I lost. stfu

Florida jacking up 3s up 60 with a min to go is some low class bitch shit. Let the bench kids play, but you don’t shoot 3s with 16 on the shot clock up 60 points with 40 secs to go. Yes I had the Under, but fucking still. #MarchMadness