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Do you know what doesn’t make you masculine? Assaulting your wife.

@piersmorgan Because Bruno is better at football than rice.

WHAT IS GOING ON? How can a serial loser this season beat a man who has driven Arsenal to our first League title in 22 years? This is complete madness.

@ScottishFootyFC Because it deflects attention from another embarrassing failure from the tribute act 😂

This has been a meltdown for the ages. Rangers fans have been the loudest about this when it’s got absolutely nothing to do with them 🤣

@Official_T4O Most entertaining account on Twitter 😂

How other leagues punish clubs when they are in breach of rules. Compare that to Scotland. Hearts were relegated in 2020 because Celtic had to be handed the "email title" without actually playing all the games. 6 years later, they are screwed once again.

@sufferingspurs From a spurs fan 😂😂😂😂 oh man this day just keeps getting better

I genuinely despise Celtic

@theoldzealand Man. Can’t believe I rated you Zealand. This is a proper stupid fucking take. Thanks for adding to the meltdown though 😂😂

Worth remembering for Hearts, that diabolical last second penalty in Celtic’s last game is the only reason a 2-1 puts Celtic on top of the table

@Hibbo_FPL Let’s go hibbo 😂😂

Tough break for the folks supporting Hearts for the first and only time today.

@geordiejosh 😂😂😂😂😂 you wee gimp your own fans hate you 😂😂😂😂

And that’s me now hating Celtic for a lifetime confirmed.

@Official_T4O More tweets please this meltdown is absolutely unrivalled you bitter hun loser 😂😂😂

Congratulations Celtic on the most tainted title ever in this century. Funny saying this despite the Covid title and a Cup being won after the final was rescheduled for after their opponents was relegated and half the team was sold off, all happening in the last few years. Strange coincidence that in all 3 instances, it was one club benefitting. Well tried Hearts. But it was all too much at the end.

@callum_osmand I fucking love you my son. 30 goals next season easy

Wow 💚

@FPL__Raptor Goal and assist now bud ☺️

Rogers goal is about the most FPL thing that has ever happened. Genuinely has been disgracefully poor at football for weeks and weeks, but he was always scoring today 😂

@TrackingMarco Bob and Marco both missing the weekend my interest in the tournament took a hit there haha

A Friday 77 +7 sees Marco finish the 108th PGA CHAMPIONSHIP at +12 Not the week he was hoping for but there we are golf is like that sometimes On to the next tournament and time for him to celebrate his birthday with the family 💚 See you all next week #TeamPenge

@BobMacTrack Very solid start! Get out early tomorrow and climb that leaderboard Bob

🚨 | Two putt par to finish up.

@TrackingMarco Great viewing!

Aronimink proving to be the toughest test we have seen in a PGA Championship for a very long time

@BobMacTrack Lfg Bob!

🚨 Two putt birdie. Making the turn at -1.

@BobMacTrack Needs to dial in this approach play to take advantage of his strength off the tee

🚨✅ | Drawn down the right side of 6 to leave just 70yds. Got to be all over this with the wedge.

@TheHateCentral Elanga

worst prem players this season? (no bias)

@LIVGolf54 2 wins in the last 12 months. 3 top 3 finishes in his last 3 majors. Be honest you have listed him pretty low. Why would he be listed lower than Hatton?

@spintheorie He's been pretty inconsistent, high peaks & low valleys. His win at the Farmers didn't have a great field either.

A typical condescending exercise from the CGM, but one that raises the same question for PGAT golfers, using the same categories: The stars 1. Rory McIlroy 2. Scottie Scheffler Up and coming stars 3. Cameron Young 4. Matt Fitzpatrick A very good golfer 5. Collin Morikawa 6. Tommy Fleetwood 7. Xander Schauffele ‘OK, I wanna see this’ 8. Robert MacIntyre 9. Ludvig Aberg Ushering in young, valuable prospects 10. Chris Gotterup 11. Akshay Bhatia 12. Min Woo Lee 13. Nicolai Hojgaard 14. Marco Penge 15. Ryo Hisatsune 16. Rasmus Hojgaard 17. Michael Thorbjornsen A bomb, but a bomb you wanna touch 18. Jordan Spieth You could have been somebody! 19. Hideki Matsuyama 20. Viktor Hovland Pretty nice golfers 21. Justin Rose 22. Russell Henley 23. JJ Spaun 24. Sepp Straka 25. Si Woo Kim 26. Sam Burns You once were somebody, right? 27. Justin Thomas 28. Keegan Bradley 29. Patrick Cantlay 30. Shane Lowry 31. Jason Day 32. Adam Scott 33. Gary Woodland 34. Rickie Fowler 35. Brian Harman 36. Wyndham Clark 37. Lucas Glover Sometimes things just don’t go how you planned 38. Aldrich Potgieter 39. Sahith Theegala 40. Tom Kim Players who exist 41. Ben Griffin 42. Harris English 43. Maverick McNealy 44. Kurt Kitayama 45. Jake Knapp 46. Daniel Berger 47. Aaron Rai 48. Nicolas Echavarria 49. Corey Conners 50. Rasmus Neergaard-Petersen 51. Sungjae Im 52. Haotong Li ‘I don’t know who this man is’ 53. Ryan Gerard 54. Michael Kim 55. Matt McCarty 56. Samuel Stevens 57. Kristoffer Reitan

@owenswdMMA If you hate Davey you are a horrible human being that’s just facts

Davey Grant might actually be the only British fighter I don’t get flamed for glazing