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i tweet for the girls who woke up first at slumber parties in middle school and felt a sharp inexplicable melancholy looking at their friends’ sleeping faces

@sans12132 @z3L3N4z yes

@spinubzilla @z3L3N4z he asked if he's obsessed with duolingo the app OR duolingo the bird

had my kindergarten students mix their own colors with paint and then give the colors a name… the names were cute like “peachy yellow” “turquoise surf” “mega green” but one kid inexplicably named his “format”

@z3L3N4z yes

@spinubzilla The app or the bird?

while i have so many of you here my other account got hacked/ stolen and changed to @TaisyaMissY anyone have any advice on how to get it back lol

@American8008s like a light pink/ peach

@spinubzilla What color was format??

@cal_gif the ew she fucking the weed man for weed - girl who’s is fucking the text man for texts one

I’m making a coffee table book as a gift for my boyfriend that I met on twitter of The Tweets of All Time do yall have any suggestions

what in the surveillance state was that Ring commercial

sometimes I wanna hate my body but then i’m like that’s silly that’s where I spend all my time ?? that’s where all my thoughts and dreams and memories are stored?? why would I hate that

never knew my siblings were employed like that …

one time the gym teacher at the school I work at quoted this, my own tweet, to me and I was like oh is this how miley feels when the kids at her school sing hannah montana songs

@JillianBuckley_ 🥺🥺 ty

@spinubzilla YOU’RE SO BEAUTIFUL AND CUTE AND WHIMSICAL!!!!! 🩷

u can ask ur hair stylist to give u bangs and legally she has to do it

barbie greta gerwig 🩷

starting a list of places i’ve been where the line for the men’s room was significantlyyyyyy longer than the one for the women’s - tequila cowboy during a steelers game - a decemberists concert

bf bought me a mood ring shaped like a sting ray and he keeps the key in his wallet to consult when it changes colors

strangers aren’t always strangers sometimes they’re your roommate jake

him winning the day dick cheney died is 🫦

ok likeeeeee maybe change is possible ….

@TaisyaMissY why would you steal my account and then not even use it riddle me that