luna 🤍

dude what if u fed an ai cobrablitz tweets and then had it talk to u like that all the time 😭

@geomaniac_ lowk feel bad u can tell he has nothing else going on

akunakun is pushing 40 and still whines like a bitch when someone doesnt agree with him 🤣✌️tell that nigga to shut the hell up We dont give a fuck

@HamiltonHqmy this is so funny to me idk why

all i said was the akunakun video didnt need to be made and he blocks me, is he dumb?

I slap your girls ass wyd?

@twdelta what r half the levels on the list anymore

june 8th will be the day of my suicide because iris falls off to fucking Silent Lunch

@JaydenvdHeck The top 1 player is apparently a muslim so we mog this completion hard

it's 2030. Tidal Wave is top 25, Grief and Heliopolis are out of the top 5 and KugelBlitz has announced a new version of Death Corridor

Everyone who witnessed this knows the truth, Madrid was really behind before they signed José Mourinho. Mourinho won them their first Copa del Rey in 18 years, stopped the endless UCL Round of 16 exits, and rebuilt the mentality of the club from top to bottom. People focus too much on how it ended and forget what he walked into. Real Madrid were psychologically inferior to Barcelona at that time. Pep’s Barca were dominating Europe and humiliating teams weekly, and Madrid looked lost both tactically and mentally. Mourinho changed the entire atmosphere. He made Madrid believe they could compete again. The intensity, the siege mentality, the physicality, the obsession with winning every duel that version of Madrid laid the foundation for the monster they later became in Europe. People forget he reached three straight UCL semi-finals with Madrid after years of underachievement. He brought competitiveness back to El Clásico too. Before Mourinho, Barca were beating Madrid almost effortlessly. After Mourinho, every Clásico became a war. Even players from that era have admitted how much he changed the culture. The winning mentality that later helped Madrid dominate Europe under Carlo Ancelotti didn’t appear from nowhere. Mourinho helped rebuild the spine of that club. He may not have won the Champions League there, but he restored fear, standards, and belief at Madrid again.

This guy actually ended up murdering his sister

Moonaloona walking in with TheRealMike, zSkay, Quad, eerytunic and nucleus

@lolavevo_ 🤍

Today i didnt lose my pet, today i lost my best friend. Your were here for me no matter what. i never thought id be calling a cat my best friend but u were able to make me happy just by looking at me. Every time it snows ill remember you, im gonna miss u, RIP Agata.🩵

Le Paris Saint-Germain portera un flocage spécial inspiré de Labubu sur son maillot Night Edition à l’occasion du match face au RC Lens, ce mercredi 13 mai.   Cette initiative illustre la volonté du Club de renforcer son positionnement à la croisée du sport, de la mode et de la culture contemporaine, tout en poursuivant son rayonnement international à travers les activations Ici C’est Paris – La Maison.   ➡️ usastore.psg.fr/en/?query=labu…

went to the aquarium and captured whatever this is

@vanities @Mrwhosetheboss destroy your phone then 😭

@Mrwhosetheboss yeah it's totally not because of the EMF going directly to you skull with wireless earbuds

In case you've ever wondered why everyone's wearing wired earphones now...

@BlitzerTweets hi

hi guys

@kaleylovesyuri edit: thanks for the likes :D

oh my god FUCK OFF 14 YEAR OLD ME

I HAVE CAUGHT THE #HANTAVIRUS AND I WILL BE GOING STRAIGHT TO @Walmart