Spleenly

Wait, I think I found some conflicting information on here.

@NuckChorris16 Dude won't even pay for Grammarly.

It's difficult to believe that an adult writes this way. Add the random capitalization and it sounds like a mentally incompetent version of a 1930s dictator we all know.

@seedless61 Iconic

Moi

Same @ over on Bluesky if you're missing that sweet spleenly cream in your coffee.

I got the "X" this morning and deleted the app from my phone. Catch you on the flip side.

Elon Musk personally controls 53% of all operating satellites.

"I can fix him" Vet tech: that's why we're here, doctor.

Tradwife implies the existence of 7 tradchildred and 49 tradgrandchildren.

...and over here is an office dedicated to not being caught coordinating directly with our superpac.

How come everyone is coughing in the Walmart back-to-school section.

@pundmentlyflawd The kingdom tends to interpret "protect our people wherever they are" rather broadly.

@spleenly “Take Safety Home, Or Else…”

This vaguely threatening promotion on a platform they partially own takes me back to the free "informative" literature they provided to social studies classrooms in the 80s.

Buying lumber and returning it on a receipt from 90 days ago for some temporal cellulosic arbitrage.

Just paid $14 for an incandescent lightbulb. Thomas Edison is laughing up at me from hell.

My toilet appears to be quinoa intolerant.

Hanging in while it's still retro on my phone, then probably bye.

Scientists hope to have them swimming in your eyeballs by Christmas.

@joannadetricci See, you get it.

@spleenly Not working at all!

Working neither smarter nor harder but a secret third way.

I am here to cultivate an online presence most wretched and foul and like, super silly

Texas with that sweet school to for profit prison pipeline