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my favorite post hard launch phil-ism is when he goes “aww you do like me” or “you like me don’t you” like bro it’s soooo sweet I CANT

had my bf (who knows nothing about dan and phil) open a pack of photocards and im actually astonished at his pulls WTF HOW DID HE GET ALL THE BEST CARDS LOL 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@subwaymademecry they yearn for the subway & splinges reviews

@splinges I did lol

bro did anyone else get this email LMFAO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

fancy leaving us a review?

this is sending me for some reason

YESSSSSS

@hardlaunchphan they have an equal amount of solo cards this time too bc in s1 phil had more LOL so i was happy to get these considering how much phil i have already lol

@splinges I kinda love that, I remember last time there were a lot of phil heavy packs. Dan said it’s his turn lol

me going through the 5 stages of grief while opening a dan only photocard pack

@lizzievampir HAHAHAH i was opening several in a row so i wasn’t fully paying attention but then once i looked at my pulls afterwards i was like waittttt this is so major

@splinges your lack of reaction to pulling the puppy card amazes me

@phanlorswift yasss i will message u!

@splinges i could do that!! could i do the lion dan, the glasses dan, and the aquarium selfie rare?

hey phan twitter long time no see!!!! this is what we’re working with,i can send pics of my doubles if anyone wants to trade but i really want all the dan cards and will trade my double holos for other rare cards !!

@sapphicmdnghts it’s fortnite merch 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 HAHAHAHAHAH it’s my fav shirt tho

@splinges your shirt is glorious omg

@phesbianphil eep r u trading ur duplicate of the holo duo? these r my dupes & im willing to do a multi card trade for it!!

THESE ARE MY PULLS!!! i have an unbelievable amount of dan solo duplicates!! (i had 2 packs that only had dan) i’d be happy to trade my duplicates if you live in the us!!

i can’t post my full unboxing bc i kept saying “let’s fucking go” like a middle school boy who just learned to swear

completely normal reaction to a piece of paper

@edievi0let AMAZINGGGG thank you i have some more coming in the mail (hopefully soon) so once i get those i’ll be posting my dupes & i’ll message u <3

@splinges and the one where they’re laughing :3

life can be so beautiful

@theamazingphil LMFAOOOO

GOTTEM

@swiftsdnp TRUEE it seems like it varies so much depending on which shop u ordered from!!

@splinges the two holos i got are both different so i dont have a dupe to trade unfortunately but im so intrigued to see the results from that person on tumblr whos doing all the photocard stats

also for stats purposes: out of my packs literally 85% of them had 1 shiny card but i only got the selfies so no holographic or clears