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"how am i supposed to know ?! i dont know geometry!!"

@scwezzing @natnpilots bruh what 👁👄👁

@natnpilots i have damage from the security guards trying to kick us out so they started shoving the barricade towards us (i had already lost a shoe and had a bloody foot) :D

i have permanent leg damage from standing on this part of the barricade

dude finding out queer eye was in your city and you could’ve been queer eyed is true heartbreak @QueerEye please come back, i promise me and my friend would make a good episode…. great even,,,

@peng1n3 @garciateo902 @FunniestReplies gardeils :3

@garciateo902 @FunniestReplies Garfield (the heck no way let me do it again) garfudls, that's more like it haha.

@peng1n3 all of them ? at the same time?

@spn_soap Not sure 🤔

I don't have a hand fetish but hands are probably one of the most aesthetically pleasing parts of the body.

@peng1n3 wait bit like what type of gloves?

@spn_soap More like Daddy gloves.

@peng1n3 oh ? 👀👀

@peng1n3 uh huh suure daddy shoes

@spn_soap It's not like that I swear 😤. Hha

1. he's allergic this is valid, but we've always had a cat. have you felt better since we havent hade one? 2. what if the dog doesnt like the cat also a valid point, we would have to introduce winky to the cat slowly, but she's always gotten along with our cats

reasons my dad doesn't want a cat: Reasons why not to get a cat: 1. I don't want one 2. Litter boxes stink 3. I would have to clean it 4. I'm allergic 5. What if the dog doesn't like the cat 6. Looking forward to not having animals in the house valid reasons:

pro con list of having a cat: pros: they're cute keep you company low maintenance they'll play with you when has a cat sat on your lap and you didn't feel like you've been blessed? never you have a kid to clean the litter box cons: l̶i̶t̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶b̶o̶x̶

reason number 7 why he should get me a cat: they're fun to play with

reasons why my dad should get .e a cat: 1. i really want one 2. they're cute 3. our dog needs a friend 4. cats kill bugs 5. they keep rodents away 6. we've always had a cat and now that we dont im sad reasons my dad shouldn't get me a cat:

@peng1n3 daddy shoes for president 2024

The real question is, why am I not the President?

percy jackson is actually fan fiction

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