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blowjobs are like, so cannibalistic. a blood sac in your mouth? it’s just filled with blood

layne staley died for our sins

can we just Thanos snap the burning man ppl

you know many cocks I’ve seen on Kik? they should call it cock

Jesus saves. I spend

sometimes when I’m out to dinner I pretend to say grace to throw people off

I have to be the most tattooed person in the Shane Co.

you know what I would love? an HGTV show about all the couples on House Hunters that got divorced

@mattknuts I miss her too

Chlorine would be such a beautiful name for a girl

I’m in a hotel. away from my bidet. at this rate if they don’t have a bidet in the bathroom they better have someone come lick my asshole clean

this week my sweetie is telling me about untraceable crypto currencies and singing Melanie Martinez songs

I was so fucking right.

if he likes books with angels and demons, I have one that will blow his mind

@EverythingOOC parchment paper removes hard water stains

I use the lactation room for masturbation. When it says “pumping in progress”, something is being pumped.

4 times 3 being 12. that is a classic

a lot of people don’t get diagnosed as Autistic because the criteria for being diagnosed is based on how inconvenient Autism is for the people around us and not how it actually feels to be an Autistic person on the inside