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ik bridgerton is famous for the orchestral pop songs but reign goes crazy with chandelier by sia

“yeah i was nazi #4 and party guest #3” “i actually played two nazis in high school” - boy on his roles in high school theatre

“can we watch the lil buddy movie” 7 words i never thought would come out of my mouth

“gone too soon. i’m talking about avicii of course. here’s wake up playing next” crazy work by the radio host

emos curse why i always get a text that PMO when im there

it’s me, xl bandaids and cerave healing ointment against the world rn

barf and gag

making my male coworkers watch robert irwin on dwts youtube videos

wore a midi dress and sweater to work and the office twink said i look mormon

i hate gay halloween yet i’m going as

went to my alma mater for work and walked around campus in 50° weather with a vintage plaid skirt and turtle neck… a master’s…. it’s calling to me…

more influencers should put their pads or tampons in their ootd posts bc personally i find this to be hilarious

having a gay brother is cool bc you can send him pics of slutty going out outfits and he’s just like yassss speck of dust!!!

woke up to my coworker naked in my bed (non sexual manner)

wow

had to take a melatonin to bring me down (shook ass to 2000s pop while doing my chores and got too hype before bed)

can’t wait to stunt on these hoes (male coworkers in their 50s that wear cargo pants and t shirts)

need to be barefoot on an elevated surface with the love of my life a la 27 dresses

@alirosa1012 hey you’ve got 2 more days

went to a 25th birthday dinner and everyone took turns showing their costco memberships