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I put the dishes away in the kitchen.

これは是非アメリカの色んな人に見て欲しい 2026.5.16 Blewster KS 夕日からスーパーセルの緑と青が美しくグラデーションになっているのを捉えられました 今のところ今期トップクラスに好きな写真

@Jadestormchase Every time I see that green I rush to put the car in the garage. And to put anything else that can be damaged by gorilla hail up.

@haymoose Gonna miss seeing Kyle run.

Headed out for my 11th experience of the Greatest Spectacle on Earth! Save some beer for me, Indy!

ET phone home

#MinionsHappyHour Memorial Weekend. The unofficial start of summer. 🍉☀️🇺🇸 @Stillsmack @DesiFlurane @KiKi1185 @danielp_reid Share your drinks below 📸 Watermelon Margarita

@ebeth360 @Stillsmack @DesiFlurane @KiKi1185 @danielp_reid #minionshappyhour Got a little ahead of ourselves. Some sake at our local izakaya. 🏮

*Sigh*lon

@NTTATravelAlert @Town_of_Prosper @cityofcelina You gotta be kidding me. All day? Why can’t you wait until after rush hour? Or do it at night? Like civilized places do.

Scheduled Closures for Dallas North Tollway Extension Project in Prosper and Celina, May 26-30

@strallweat That’s a great update. Fingers crossed for even better news tomorrow.

Hey guys and gals, I just wanted to give an update on everything that's going on with Nala. First off, I wanted to sincerely thank everyone for all their support I'm actually kind of blown away by it. Sometimes the world is a shitty place and it's nice to know that there's still a bunch of good people out there. I knew you guys were pretty cool, but I didn't realize you were that cool. So the vet said they're still a blockage but he's passing urine that's a little clearer than it was before and not so filled with blood. The biggest news is actually that his levels are lower than they were yesterday. The one that concerned me the most was potassium because that one can cause heart attacks. It went from being in the red yesterday to now being in the safe zone. Thank God. They're hoping that by tomorrow or the next day everything will be cleared up and honestly I am hoping so too because this thing is getting expensive. The vet actually gave me a free x-ray today but it was to make sure his catheter was in place correctly LOL So the next step is now to make sure his levels continue to drop on this blood test and to also make sure that the obstruction is gone so he can pee again. They said if it doesn't get better then they might have to operate. Thing is the operation is going to have to remove part of his penis, which no one would want. (Well most of us wouldn't want.) Now that I think of it since he's misnamed with a female's name, it might be poetic time to have his penis removed. Lol God that's horrible 😭 Anyways, I really just wanted to thank everybody and it's nice to see that there's still a ton of good people out there in the world because sometimes life is tough, a lot of times life is tough. I'm thankful for each and every one of you even if it's just something like a retweet I really do appreciate it and I know all of those too. gofund.me/3b7cb01ad

@tuuu28283 Yes they do.

アメリカの兄弟達 日本人なんであんまりわかってないんだけど 英語のyesとyupは意味ってほとんど一緒？？

It’s a video/gif dance off!

To all my Japanese friends, what do you think about natto? Here is ours we are having tonight.

Rest in peace Kyle. Condolences to the family. 41 is way too young.

@Cruella_Seville Looks almost new! Send my kudos.

My kid did a pretty good job cleaning this up… what do you think?

Hey, I started this fundraiser on GoFundMe. It would mean a lot to me if you could donate or share with others. Any kind of help makes a difference and gets me closer to my goal. Thanks so much. gofund.me/dd0d9f907

@strallweat Donated. Wishing you the best for your little guy.

@ThatRayShow 11:53

Time to get a new clock.

@ZmansEnrgyBrain That was sarcasm if it didn’t come across.

@ZmansEnrgyBrain Glad to see the market is following fundamentals like in the past.

WTI > $102 #OOTT