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I don’t have any reason to step outside of my house in 2027 to vote Tinubu. Life is difficult and very unbearable for me under his leadership. Nothing is working and there’s no signal for hope. It’s that terrible. It’s well with all of us.

@Naimsthoughts Maybe na auto correct 🌚

“How do we met?” Please shift. Dan kauye kawai

Yanxu Mallam Ya Zai Gane Mey Ma’anar Connection Rather Than Degree

When you pay for Only Fans 😂😂

Stop avoiding old keke napep, they also got family to feed.🥹💔

ate some homework today

Elrufai pleads with Pantami to accept APC consensus for the sake of peace. Allahu Akbar.

fine dinning etiquette might be the stupidest thing humans have ever invented

me at work watching my sick co-worker story

Until it’s time for good governance

Don't mind if I do

@NigeriaStories On today’s episode of shit that never happened 🤣

BREAKING: 𝗚𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗻𝗼𝗿 𝗔𝗺𝘂𝗻𝗲𝗸𝗲 has 𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗖 𝗮𝗺𝗯𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗱𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 because he was told he can’t criticize INEC if he accepts the appointment

Teacher: Why do humans have different blood groups? Me: So that mosquitoes can enjoy different flavours. Teacher:

That's the truth.

This nigga need to be drafted or in PRISON

@LionInCrisis Why don’t you go for a swim, then we’ll know who the real bitch is🌚

Bitch close your mouth

No sir,,we migrated due to lack of clean water and electricity.

What's really happening behind the dresser when you go to plug something in: 😭

I WASNT INVITED????