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I LOVE CHELSEA FOOTBALL CLUB. That’s the Tweet.

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this is really apropos of nothing but, in 2024, I think @lildickytweets had a real opportunity to rhyme “impeccable” with “slim pecker boul” just sayin

Well, if 50-year-old Green Day playing 30-year-old Basket Case to a crowd of 35 year old idiots in LA doesn’t scream Happy 2024, idk wtf does.

I need Usher to re-record all of R. Kelly’s best tracks so I can listen to them non-problematically (Raymond’s Versions)

nobody: absolutely not one single living soul: me: You think I could secure an investment from Bol Bol to open “Bowl, Bowl, Bowl! by Bol Bol” - a 30-lane marijuana lounge with an açaí bar?

I advise NONE of you to turn 38. This shit (life) has been SOME MOTHER FUCKER ever since.

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@elonmusk bro it’s so annoying that you fucked up the app that was good for football news.

If you were unfairly treated by your employer due to posting or liking something on this platform, we will fund your legal bill. No limit. Please let us know.

this app sucks now/this platform Is dead, but this is a certified 🔥 10/10 “tweet” or whatever amirite @theavettbros @RobRiggle @DemetriMartin @joshwolfcomedy @WillieNelson

Came to this show in Philly tonight FULLY not realizing that the Avett Brothers was just Rob Riggle, Josh Wolf and Demetri Martin. Wild shit.

I have something that will literally BREAK football twitter, especially for us Chelsea Fans 🚨

schwing!

It’s fucking wild how Crocs are just DEFAULT FOOTWEAR for like 12 & under now.

KEN GRIFFEY. PETE ROSE. JOE MORGAN. BIG RED MACHINE. NEVER CARED ABOUT ANYTHING BUT A RED, STFG. LFGR.

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Liz is BACK!!

the first week of May is now annually insufferable with all of the forced “Gonna be May”/May the 4th/Cinco content every. fucking. year. and I *genuinely like* JT/Star Wars/Mexican stuff, but - holy shit - everyone everywhere is so. damn. annoying. and basic. I need breakfast.

Smash Mouth:90s Rock::Guy Fieri:Food Network

It’s 2023 and mfers are out here using Light Mode with extremely dim screens. smgdmfh

“Dress for the job you want” like okay I guess I want to be stage crew?