Camp Jupiter Updates

BRO I JUST SAW AN ELEPHANT IN THE CITY??? IS HANNIBAL IS OUT AND ABOUT BRO????

The Mess Hall will be serving carbonara this week.

@chbupdates @brnacctxo at least we never lose camp vs camp ctf 🤭

@brnacctxo @spqrupdates summer camp > military camp

Unhappy birthday to Annabeth Chase.

Whoever sent that message out, report to the Praetor’s office.

how do the greek demigods have stuff like this happen man IM BORED like watch they’re gonna call me to the praetor’s office for this 🙄

The senior walk out during training was not funny. All participants need to report to the senate house immediately.

Do not pick flowers directly from the fields for Valentine’s day. There will be wildflower bouquets available in the forum.

Please do not go mud sledding down Temple Hill. Especially past curfew.

The senate has regained access to this social media account. Please stay tuned for further updates.

Hannibal will be offering elephant rides this Christmas starting at 10 AM. There will be limited availability so please arrive in a timely manner.

the mess hall literally exploded wheres the empathy senate gals and pals

Attention Soldiers: There will be a required safety assembly regarding recent events in the mess hall. It will take place tomorrow in the Colosseum. Tardiness will be met with punishment. Thank you.

Demigod documentarians @seaweedbrainpod and @RiordanVersePod have been spotted in Manhattan! 🧡

We are also at Comic Con. Same reward applies if you find the two traffic cones.

Former Praetor Reyna Ramírez-Armellano will be hosting a one time only In-Flight Swordsmen-ship class this coming Monday at 2pm. There is limited space, so be early or miss out.

As always, Cohort One passed the inspections with flying colors. Cohort Four, breaking Five’s six year long streak, needs to work on their mouse problem and has placed last. They will be taking a mandatory mouse trapping class alongside the usual cleaning regiment class.

ATTENTION SOLDIERS: We score a 1.4/5 stars according to Yelp. This is unacceptable. All soldiers who leave a five star review will be given a day off from their schedule.

ATTENTION SOLDIERS! Today is Cohort inspections day. Make sure all spaces are spotless and free of any banned items. The Praetors and Augur will be around after 6pm.

It’s come to our attention that some soldiers and former soldiers are altering their SPQR tattoos to create a scannable bar code. Whatever these codes scan do NOT represent the morals of our camp.