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Fuck off Maresca you bald wanker

Vegetarian Catholics shouldn't eat eggs

@mattcolville As relevant today as it was 60 years ago.

"Nobody's hurt..."

@BoomstickFTTW @GolazoDan youtu.be/_cGwxeec-CY

@GolazoDan Who is this standup?

@keystone_blues @FootballlForAll @MailOnline Or a knighthood

@FootballlForAll @MailOnline Man will do literally anything for money

Watch the right-wing British press hail the sporting greatness of a British teenager with Romanian and Chinese parents, born in Canada and how we should all rejoice this stunning triumph. And then explain how migrant boats are totally unacceptable and a threat to our way of life.

remember when our greatest ever manager competed with the teams at the top of the division on a fraction of the budget, season after season, and our fans responded by standing outside the ground screaming until he was fired. woops!

@JackBaker1311 They forgot Jan Koller retired.

crying @ how much crossing the Czechs got done. No wonder Moyes does all his shopping there

@_brewna @JMNDComps 😂😂😂

@jnunotex I’m good mate, how are you?

It's been a while since we've just chatted. How are you doing? ✨

Not wanting to shit on anyone's picnic, but I think clapping for the NHS is a bit fucking redundant if you're also going to continue voting for a party that's consistently underfunded it for the last decade. Show your appreciation with your ballot box, next time.

As a general statement to all teachers, parents and people entertaining each other on screens across the world. Yes, yes, you can definitely read my stories to each other.

I think Liverpool are amazing, probably the best team of the PL era- they still didn’t go unbeaten. It’s a bit like how the best team sometimes doesn’t win a cup final and therefore doesn’t win the cup. Bellyache all you want, they still didn’t do it. Sorry 🤷‍♂️

Defo my favourite thing about twitter.com this evening are the flaming hot takes about how going 49 league games unbeaten is actually not that impressive.

MPs labelling people as low or unskilled really irks me.

‘I know he loved me’: @IanWright0 on the man who changed his life – his teacher, Mr Pigden #desertislanddiscs with @laurenlaverne bbc.co.uk/programmes/m00…